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    Sep 13, 2007, 11:44 AM
    Top 10 reasons for falling asleep at work
    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

    "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

    "Amen"

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

    "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

    "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

    "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." :D
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    Sep 14, 2007, 10:08 PM
    Uhmmm... still trying to figure out the joke
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