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    Clough Posts: 26,677, Reputation: 1649
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    Aug 23, 2007, 01:40 AM
    Silly, but.
    Silly Bird Riddles

    What birds spend all their time on their knees?
    Birds of prey.

    What do you call a very rude bird?
    A mockingbird.

    Where do birds meet for coffee?
    In a nest-cafe.

    What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
    Fowl play.

    What language do birds speak?
    Pigeon English.

    What do you give a sick bird?
    Tweetment.

    What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
    A bird that will talk you ear off.

    What happened when the owl lost his voice?
    He didn't give a hoot.

    What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
    A great walkie-talkie.
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    Aug 23, 2007, 02:21 PM
    Lol that was cute :)
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    Aug 23, 2007, 02:24 PM
    That is good tweetment for winding down the day. Thanks!
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    Aug 25, 2007, 05:54 AM
    Great bird jokes !
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