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    #1

    Jul 6, 2007, 01:55 PM
    Uses of men
    Girls shouldn't break up with guys because there are lots of uses that could benefit girls.
    When tired, a man is a pillow to sleep;
    When sad, a man is a handkerchief;
    When lonely, a man is an animal stuff to hug;
    When it rains, a man is an umbrella.
    ...
    But why are we so stupid to say goodbye to a man loving us?
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    #2

    Jul 6, 2007, 02:09 PM
    What if a girl can do this on her own?
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    Jul 6, 2007, 02:41 PM
    Hello.

    As a Man I'm not sure if I should feel put down or excited knowing I'm worth so much hehehe.

    So I'm a fat fluffy pillow that you can blow your nose on then let you stuff me like a teddy bear then let you stick wire poles up my A** so you can hold me up in the rain so you don't get wet and catch a cold so you can blow your nose on me. Hummmmmmm sounds like an exciting weekend to me hehehe.

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    Jul 6, 2007, 02:59 PM
    I'm with Dennis, that sound terrible, especially the umbrella part.
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    Jul 6, 2007, 07:04 PM
    You three are a little bit blunt. :)
    Teddy bear could not be an umbrella :)
    An wet umbrella is due to his care not to want a girl wet so that he holds the umbrella for her almost.
    Stuffed animal not only could be a friend to hug, it is the best friend to talk about anything without fear.
    Lover's shoulder is always a pillow for a tired heart.

    Women with uses of men are happiest.

    And I forget, a man is a heater too, in a cold winter for a shivering girl.

    I know I was happy, and I am happy.

    Wish serious and cute ones, you three, happiness with your dreams, forever!
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    Jul 6, 2007, 07:37 PM
    I can dig it,:cool: I ain't going to bend over,:eek: but I'll hold anything you want.:)
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    Jul 6, 2007, 07:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by talaniman
    I can dig it,:cool: I ain't gonna bend over,:eek: but I'll hold anything you want.:)
    Thank you!
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    Jul 6, 2007, 07:55 PM
    My old ex used to call me her "teddy bear". So I know at least one of them is true.

    As for why women leave? Maybe they want someone else to do the things you listed.
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    Jul 6, 2007, 08:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlazingCold
    My old ex used to call me her "teddy bear". So I know at least one of them is true.

    As for why women leave? Maybe they want someone else to do the things you listed.
    I want a person unchanged to be the "uses" for me. Only one person in some woman's life for those "uses" is enough. Leaving with memories of "uses" means not leaving.

    My heart will never leave him.
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    Jul 6, 2007, 09:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by serena6878
    when it rains, a man is an umbrella.
    No wonder girls only go out with me when it's raining...
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    Jul 6, 2007, 09:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by huno
    No wonder girls only go out with me when it's raining...
    You deserve it very much:)
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    Jul 6, 2007, 09:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by cjnvgq
    You deserve it very much:)
    Where have you been, sweetheart?

    I miss you. I miss us. ;)
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    #13

    Jul 6, 2007, 09:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by huno
    Where have you been, sweetheart?

    I miss you. I miss us. ;)
    First, never call a stranger sweetheart, because she is not sweet;
    Secondly, never be curious about where a person has been, because this is the exclusive curiosity rights of her parents and husband;
    Lastly, never express your missing feeling vaguely, the more clear way is to say, I miss annoying you.
    BTW, you haven't made any progresses. But please do not feel bad, I believe you will become better in the near future.
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    Jul 6, 2007, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by cjnvgq
    BTW, you haven't made any progresses. But please do not feel bad, I believe you will become better in the near future.
    Please give me another chance--I can change, baby; I swear I can change! :D
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    #15

    Jul 6, 2007, 11:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nicespringgirl
    What if a girl can do this on her own?!

    We call her 'muff diver.'
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    #16

    Jul 7, 2007, 02:04 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by huno
    Please give me another chance--I can change, baby; I swear I can change! :D
    I am so moved!! (crying)
    The whole world will be moved too if you change!! (people crying)
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    Jul 7, 2007, 07:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by cjnvgq
    I am so moved !!! (crying)
    The whole world will be moved too if you change!!! (people crying)
    :D What if the best will just get better? ;) No need to cry! :p
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    Jul 7, 2007, 07:41 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kristynn
    :D What if the best will just get better? ;) No need to cry! :p
    Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)

    See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me; why can't you? I swear I'm a nice guy.

    I'm like sushi: I'm an acquired taste and, when you first look at me, I don't look very appetizing. But once you try me I'm tasty, smooth, and I go down easy with a nice glass of Sapporo. Plus I'm full of protein. And made by Mexicans in the USA. :D
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    #19

    Jul 7, 2007, 07:47 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by huno
    Thanks, kristynn. :) ;)
    See, cjnvgq, kristynn likes me;
    No, not sure now after finding out you're what you call a voyeurist. :D
    I was just thinking positively while cjnvgq was thinking negatively. I like to look at the positive side of things. :)
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    #20

    Jul 7, 2007, 07:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kristynn
    No, not sure now after finding out you're what you call a voyeurist. :D
    I was just thinking positively while cjnvgq was thinking negatively. I like to look at the positive side of things. :)
    Hey, do you go shopping? You don't buy everything you see, do you?

    That's voyeurism, too, sweetie. ;)

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