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    Jun 22, 2007, 11:27 PM
    Newfie Joke
    Newfies again - God Bless 'Em!





    A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks, "Wid all them there lawsuits going on, I'm feeling kinda left out. How do I get in on some of that action? I hear that people are suing the cigarette companies 'cause they got cancer, and others are suing the Big Mac Company cause they got themselves fat."
    His lawyer asks, "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"
    The Newfie,. "Neider, I Just want to know if I can sue Labatt's beer for all the ugly women I've slept with?
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    Jun 22, 2007, 11:28 PM
    LOL that's hiliarious :)
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    Jun 24, 2007, 07:00 PM
    I think I might be able to get in on that lawsuit as well because the last time I drank Labatt's there was this girl... ah never mind.
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