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    Oct 22, 2007, 10:55 AM
    Guy goes to doctor
    A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem."

    "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."

    "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

    The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

    The man says, "You have a deal Doc."

    Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

    The doctor asks, "What happened"?

    The man answered, "Nobody showed up!" :p :p :p
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    Oct 22, 2007, 04:18 PM
    Howlin!
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    Oct 22, 2007, 04:26 PM
    Love it!
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    Oct 22, 2007, 04:53 PM
    Well I'll bet Mr. Johnson showed up. LOL
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    Oct 23, 2007, 06:43 AM
    Oh, So He got On
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