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    #161

    Jan 11, 2010, 06:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Never! You are always number one on my list M. :)
    Well. That kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it... :rolleyes:
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    #162

    Jan 11, 2010, 06:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:
    Crap!

    This is getting bad. I love all of you guys. The only reason I was sad that I missed KC and KP is the fact that they're not here that often.

    The rest of you boys are very attentive. Absence makes the heart grow fonder? :confused:

    You know I adore all of you. You guys are my little harem. Yup, that's right, my little harem of men. I only choose the best you know. :)
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    #163

    Jan 11, 2010, 06:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:
    At least we got Cat and Marta (respectively) to ourselves. Alty can have her M and KP and KC and all those other initials.
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    #164

    Jan 11, 2010, 06:56 PM

    Are you dumping me Cats?

    OMG! You are, aren't you?

    You're so fickle! ;)
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    #165

    Jan 11, 2010, 06:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Are you dumping me Cats?

    OMG! You are, aren't you?

    You're so fickle! ;)
    No, dear, I'm just resigning myself to second fiddle.

    Edit: I've been so fickle for 25 years now.
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    #166

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:07 PM

    You're not second fiddle. You all mean a lot to me. Every single one of you.

    This is what I get for being a flirt, isn't it?

    Okay, let's look at the facts here.

    Stringer and Cats are out, simply because I can't compete with their wives and wouldn't even want to try. You see, I like what I've heard about Marta and I like Cat. I wouldn't ever dream of even trying to come between that. So I'll flirt, but I know it won't go anywhere.

    M, KP, KC, Rome, okay, do I really have to list all of them? Please don't make me. Well, M is in a relationship, but I can't resist. You see, I've seen a picture, and he's also smart, funny, easygoing, sweet. If I was single, I'd go for it.

    Rome is engaged, but he's in his early 20's, I have to flirt with him. He amuses me. He's smart, he's funny and damn, the guy is hot!

    KC is.. well... KC. He is lippy, smart, funny. I like a guy with sass. I love to knock him off his pedestal. Sorry KC. ;)

    KP is sexy as sin. That man sure can talk the talk. I don't have to tell you all, you've read him. Sigh.

    Then there are the other boys, they're all sweet, cute, funny. They're men! I am attracted to men!

    Having said all that, I think you boys forgot one major thing. The head of my harem. The main man. Really the only guy for me, even though I flirt like my life depends on it. His name is Rod. I love him dearly. Thankfully he also loves me and puts up with a lot of crap, God bless him. ;)

    Did I just babble for no reason?

    Ya, I did. :(

    M, scooch over, I need to sit in the corner for a while.
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    #167

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:14 PM

    LOL... thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)
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    #168

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:15 PM

    OK, you can stay. Wait... I'm the newby in this conversation, I'll stay. You do know older guys offer a lot more stability.
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    #169

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:19 PM

    I'm always late to the party... :(
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    #170

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    I'm always late to the party... :(
    Come on in. The Alty's fine.
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    #171

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:19 PM

    Yes, older guys do, but I'm 39, in my sexual prime, I really need to find myself two 18 year olds. ;)

    What am I saying? I can't train another one! ;)
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    #172

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LOL.....................thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)
    Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)
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    #173

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Come on in. The Alty's fine.
    LOL! The Alty is a bit off her rocker today. All talk, no action. ;)
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    #174

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)
    Awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute I just have to throw up :D
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    #175

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute i just have to throw up :D
    LMAO!

    Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)
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    #176

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO!

    Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)
    ... thanks :), I guess

    Hi Alty, how you doing
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    #177

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)
    :o OK OK... this needs to stop :o LOL
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    #178

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:39 PM

    Alty, enjoy flirting with Cats all you want to. It reminds me of a scene from from Star Trek: The Next Generation where Guinan and Riker are showing Wesley how to 'flirt'.
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    #179

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL
    I didn't know dogs could blush? :)
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    #180

    Jan 11, 2010, 07:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL
    Did I find your weak spot?

    Tickle, tickle, tickle. :)

    It's true M, but I'll stop. I wouldn't want to make a grown man blush. Ooops... I already did. ;)

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