[nikosmom]

Morning Starby,

Had to play catch up first...

There was milkshaking.
Tittie licking.
A chasity belt with a cheese grater on the front.
and a cute Sydney with a bob.

Now I am all caught up. Still a little shell shocked about the jail, everyone apparently had a busy weekend. :D

Yeah things got a little wild n' wooly while you were away (that's an understatement I guess).

So you saw it, didn't the chastity belt look like it had a cheese grater on it? FYI- Joe's tittie-milk makes great cheese! :D

[starbuck8]

Boooo, hissss. I'm Canadian now but even before my y'all changed my citizenship, I got up early. Hey, I have a toddler so I have to be up early. I had to come back home today because he's sick. He's got goo running everywhere.

Awww... poor little Niko. We knew our Honourary Canuck was up at the crack of dawn. Hope the little guy feels better soon. :)

[starbuck8]

Yeah things got a little wild n' wooly while you were away (that's an understatement I guess).

So you saw it, didn't the chastity belt look like it had a cheese grater on it?! FYI- Joe's tittie-milk makes great cheese! :D

Hey... I was having breakfast! That wasn't the greatest pic in my mind thank you! :p

[nikosmom]

Hey...I was havin breakfast!! That wasn't the greatest pic in my mind thankyou!! :p

If people eat goat cheese, why not Joe-cheese? (I'm killing me!)

Now I just got to learn the words to O' Canada and why the heck we're called Canucks... :confused: [NM gets t' googling for the answer]

[starbuck8]

Joe Cheese?. Yep, yer killing me! Haha! Hmmm... we will have to have a focus group and see if there is a market for this! We can pimp out Joe! Sorry Joe... times are tough! LOL!

I have no idea why they call us Canucks really. I think it is comparative to the Americans saying Yankees.

You do know that now you also have to learn french right? Hahahahaha! People always think all Canadians can speak French... ya not! They can keep them in Quebec. I know the words to Lady Marmalade though! Oh, and you have to find out what Nanaimo Bars are... they're yummy! Uhhmm... you'll need to buy a touque, a hockey stick and a hoodie. Of course you have to learn how to snow ski, play hockey, and ride a skidoo while drinking a "Canadian" beeyah! Let me see... what else? Oh... stay out of the way of the RCMP. Their horses will shat on you! Hahaha!

[KISS]

Na, the Red Light Cam's are more sophisticated than that. You log onto the web and you get motion pictures. No audio YET.

I had a chat with the DOT. Yep they are tough to beat. Emergency vehicle and Funeral are about the only way.
Weather conditions won't work - driving too fast for conditions.

[nikosmom]

Ok Starbs, you used waaaay too many words that I don't know yet...
Nanaimo (I can't even imagine how to prounounce this)
Touque (is this anything like torque? )
And now I have to learn how to do activities that involve being in snow and ice? :eek:

I don't know, I only wanted to be Canandian so that I could say "eh" and eat the bacon. :confused:

I read up on the origin of "Canuck" and it was just a bunch of history (yawn) so in a nutshell, a nickname. Ok. I don't think I'm pronouncing it correctly though.

[Stringer]

Well with the harem of girls the Sheriff was drugging and sleeping in his office, it's no wonder. ;)

Ahhhh... Just, I will be a needin' that film back... :rolleyes:

[Stringer]

Boooo, hissss. I'm Canadian now but even before my y'all changed my citizenship, I got up early. Hey, I have a toddler so I have to be up early. I had to come back home today because he's sick. He's got goo running everywhere.

OoooowwweEEEE ! TMI !:eek:

I'm sittin' here tryin' to eat something... but I am holding my stomach noooooowwww !

[nikosmom]

Finally somebody else is here; I've been hanging out here by myself all day

Stringer, you're not scared of baby goo are you?

[friend4u178]

[nikosmom]

Friend, you need to get to work and make us some money!

[techno music blares]
C'mon shake it, don't break it
It took yo mama 9 months to make it! :D

[friend4u178]

Friend, you need to get to work and make us some money!

I'm at work now NM , no rest for the wicked. Had yesterday off so lotta catching up to do.

[Stringer]

Finally somebody else is here; I've been hanging out here by myself all day

Stringer, you're not scared of baby goo are you??

No, not really.. I helped raise a boy and a girl... (I think that I got that right, yeah hee hee, a boy and a girl) and I changed a TON of diapers hon... but I haven't for many years and the atttitude about that 'stuff' changes some... ESPECIALLY when you are a eating... 'GIRLIE! :)

Wow, this thread is raw, see what happens when the 'girlies' take over? IO have always heard that when three or more girls are together... they will and can totally out trash the guys... takes balls I guess? Another hee hee... :eek::)

[nikosmom]

I'm at work now NM , no rest for the wicked. Had yesterday off so lotta catching up to do.

Wasn't talkin' about your day job, Silly! :p

So you DO have a wicked side... :rolleyes:

[Stringer]

Hi M, day off huh?

NM, M is almost a whole day ahead of us you know...

[friend4u178]

Wasn't talkin' about your day job, Silly! :p

So you DO have a wicked side...:rolleyes:

I knew that :D

[friend4u178]

Hi M, day off huh?

Yep I have every Monday off for the next few months :p

Stringer
I see you have finally worked out how to add an Avi , quite like the Knight in shining armour but maybe we can make you something more appropriate?

[JoeCanada76]

How is everybody day?

[nikosmom]

Hey Joe, I've been home all day with Niko because he's been gooey (sorry to gross you out String).

How was your day?