[Stringer]

Night Stringer. :)

Good night Mrs. Alty, where ever you are... (Durante, remember?)
Stringer

[Chery]

Before going to bed, don't forget your prayers...

Here's a new one for you 'gals':

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
... Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, and who owns a liquor store.
... Amen.

[author unknown]

It's the afternoon here and I am going to take a nap now.. been up all night, as usual.

Night,night.

[theguywithnolife]

*yawn* Morning everyone =)

I'm got a day of Cramming, Guitar, and Yardwork

[Stringer]

Aaaaaaaaaaw Chery, I love you but I think my feelings are kind of hurt... (sob, sob, sob, tear... ) So this is how you women really feel about us guys?

By the way, Marta says "Hi" and she laughed at your "prayer." I just sat there and stared at her...

Stringer (in pain)

[theguywithnolife]

GAH, I just begin to study and already I can't figure out the 1st question...

Who Decided Russia most modernize following the Crimean War?

[jrebel7]

GAH, I just begin to study and already i can't figure out the 1st question...

Who Decided Russia most modernize following the Crimean War?

Don't know if this is correct or not but when you open the link, look under G6

I just scanned it but it is worth looking at I think.


Russia - MSN Encarta

[Alty]

Good afternoon all. I'm taking a break from cleaning, I'm going insane, I hate cleaning. Someone needs to invent a self cleaning home, really! Oh, and since I'm making a wish list, self cleaning kids would be nice to, oh and someone who cooks, oh and laundry, oh how about yard work, did I miss anything? ;) Wait, they did invent that, it's ME!:eek:

[rpg219]

Well then, you need to get to my house Alty, heehee... but you may need a couple of friends to help. This place is a wreck and in less than a week we are having Colton's b'day party here! I will be more than stressed this week... I hate this kind of stuff (new people at my home, cleaning, throeing parties). I am just no good at it, but I will manage... somehow :)

[Alty]

Oh RP trust me, your house cannot look worse than mine right now, there's no way, but I'm not taking pictures to prove it! I'm no good at the party throwing thing either, especially when it's family coming over. I have a grandmother that will come over with her white glove and run her finger over every piece of furniture in my house to see if it's clean, she's lucky I don't own a gun. ;) Then she goes downstairs to cry in front of my parents urn (yes, the were both creamated and are here with me) when I try to comfort her she says "you don't know what it feels like to have lost them." Huh? Hello, they were my parents, jeesh. I'm not looking forward to the kids birthday parties, can I go to Hawaii instead? ;)

[rpg219]

I SWEAR you are in my family somehow (and I will find out who you are, lmao)! My gma is just like that... no one can be worse off or have any ailment that she doesn't already have, lol. And I promise, my house is worse.. I need to check if a hurricane or two have passed through here, lol.

[Alty]

Are your feet sticking to the floor, mine are! :)

Yup, we just might be long lost sisters, hmmm, why didn't Mom and Dad tell me, I always wanted a sister, or a brother, heck anything, being an only child sucked.

[Chery]

Aaaaaaaaaaw Chery, I love you but I think my feelings are kinda hurt.....(sob, sob, sob, tear....) So this is how you women really feel about us guys?

By the way, Marta says "Hi" and she laughed at your "prayer." I just sat there and stared at her.........

Stringer (in pain)

Glad Marta enjoyed this little 'joke' and am sure that your tears were due to laughing a little yourself, Stringer.

Give her my warmest hi right back.

[Alty]

Hi Chery, bye Chery and RP, I've got to continue cleaning, if I sit here to long I'll lose my get up and go, oh no, did it already leave. Sigh. Once again. I HATE CLEANING! :)

[rpg219]

You've got to be close to the end Alty... then it will be all nice and pretty and you will be so glad you got up and did it :)

Hiya Chery... was your nap a good one?

[Chery]

Nap was OK, just too short. Sometimes I just wish I had no phone, but need it.

Going to play a new game now to keep me busy until I get tired again. I enjoy hidden object games to train the brain.

TFN all, have a good week.

[Stringer]

Glad Marta enjoyed this little 'joke' and am sure that your tears were due to laughing a little yourself, Stringer.

Give her my warmest hi right back.

Yeah, you know me very well hon, you saw right through my alligator tears.. and yep I was laughing. Actually I called Marta in to read it, getting her to settle down and STOP laughing took a while though. She wasn't expecting the last paragraph, that is when she burst into hysterical laughter... man... :D

Do you have a better men's prayer, that I would like to see?

Stringer

[Stringer]

You've got to be close to the end Alty...then it will be all nice and pretty and you will be so glad you got up and did it :)

Hiya Chery....was your nap a good one?

Hey R... miss you...

EDIT: I too am "cleaning" today, I will have you gals know...

For the last 3 1/2 hours I have been going through my closet. Rearranging the shelves, drawers and all the hanging "stuff." We (Marta, of course-could I do this w/o a boss?) took one h*ll of a lot of clothes of mine that shrunk to the basement Very mysterious how these clothes just shrunk). And we are giving away a ton of stuff to Good Will and to relatives... I have space now... now I can go shopping, this time for me. :eek:

Stringer...

[theguywithnolife]

-.-, I hate Google...

I saw something quite interesting today, As I was watching some television I saw someone who had made a "bling ring" out of a dollar bill and a coin. Seeing This I've been quite interested in finding a guide to make one so I can turn it into a mock "graduation ring" for a gift for Rachel for her Graduation Unfourtnately I've only found ones making just the wrong ring. Can anyone of you find the guide I'm looking for? Here's a picture I'm what exactly I'm trying to make

[rpg219]

Hey guy... think this is it YouTube - How to fold a dollar bill into a ring

Good night everyone... catch all of you in a day or two :)

[JoeCanada76]

Goodnight Rp, good to see you.