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    #1461

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:27 PM
    Okay, I have a stun gun, and a taser, how about my bow and arrow, will that work? I have a paint ball gun, with blue paint balls, they might help make her easier to see. Let's see, we have a net, and a club too.

    Okay guys, I think we're ready. Do not give up, do not surrender, remember, we are mighty, we are strong, she is merely a wee duck, we can defeat her. Right?
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    #1462

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:28 PM
    Eeeek, the duck is double posting her posts, we'll run out of posts sooner and then we won't have as much time to catch her. Evil little duck plan. Get her!
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    #1463

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    That's just a plain old Dust Buster!! Your plan was foibled!! It only picks up my falling feathers!! You'll never track down the escaping Duck!! I aint 'fraid of no Duck Busters!!
    Duck Tape again... I heard you the first time ducky... :p :D
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    #1464

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:32 PM
    Stringer, pssst, shhh, don't let the duck hear you. How about we put tar all over the castle, her remaining feather would stick to the tar, and then wammo, we've got her. What do you think, will it work?
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    #1465

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Shucks... I am going to have to read about it in the newspaper tomorrow, I've got to go... it's 11:30pm and we have work to do tomorrow; re-pot 24 large house plants, get BB washed, work some more on the garage... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz ZZZzzzorrrryyyy guys

    Nighty night,:)
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    #1466

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, pssst, shhh, don't let the duck hear you. How about we put tar all over the castle, her remaining feather would stick to the tar, and then wammo, we've got her. What do you think, will it work?
    Great ideeeee Alty... but yo will have to wash all that darn tar off her... I don't think it will taste very good... nope she will need a GOOD scrubbin'.:eek: :eek: :eek:
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    #1467

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Oh... I think this is perfect proof that this Castle air is making us all act a little FUNKY! Did anyone check the Ducky Tub? I know she loves to swim in it and it does hold fond memories for the one night we all joined her.

    Hey Ducky Lucky!! What's it going to take? Maybe there are more than one of you the reason you keep getting sighted then lost. Is that your secret?? Multiplicity... mighty strange things happening in the Castle tonight!
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    #1468

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:43 PM
    We have to get this stale air out and think... clearly... where oh where could the ducky be!? Sit down, breathe deeply... put our heads together! Oh, the air is clearing... I can hear our brains working better now... aaaaaaahhhhhhh... thtat's better. I am not so dizzy and my gifts of remote viewing are coming back... I don't feel so funky anymore... how's about each of you... thinking clearly now... formulating a plan??
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    #1469

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:50 PM
    Sorry I am ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz now....... I heard a "ding" again, ha ha.

    Really I am checking out, catch that darn duck and gt it over with... cause I... am... hungry!!
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    #1470

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Rebbie, help, Joe, Sneezy and I were trying to catch the duck, Joe had a net, I had a club, but I don't know what happened to Sneezy. Anyway, we caught what we thought was the duck and I clubbed it on the head, but the duck flew by and said na, na, na, boo, boo, you can't catch me. So, can you check the net, see who I clubbed? Gulp, I hope whoever it is is okay. :(
    Queen Alty, sorry I got here late to help but better late than never??
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    #1471

    Jul 26, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Sorry I am ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz now........I heard a "ding" again, ha ha.

    Really I am checking out, catch that darn duck and gt it over with....cause I....... am.............hungry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stringer, hope you get lots of sweet rest tonight! If Alty has anything to do with it, that duck will be caught TONIGHT!! She is one determined Queen. I wonder... you don't suppose there are two ducks and two Queen Alty's, do you?
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    #1472

    Jul 26, 2008, 10:11 PM
    Night Stringer, Rebbie and I will catch the duck, she will be ours. When you smell the sweet fragrance of roast duck you'll know. :)

    Hey Rebbie. I'm on the phone with the duck right now, trying to pinpoint her location. ;)
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    #1473

    Jul 26, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Do you have a GPS system available?? Maybe once you pinpoint the location, you can give us the coordinates! (Little does she know that actually we are planning a celebration party for her for her endurance in the race, right?? Right Alty?? Right?? LOL Well, maybe not, it's that Princess in the pink with the parasol thing getting to me... isn't it?)

    QUESTION: Does this mean there will only be one Queen or did the duck tie up our real Queen Starby and stash her somewhere while duck causes mischief??
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    #1474

    Jul 27, 2008, 02:00 AM
    H E L P!! This is Queen Starby! I'm tied to a tree in Central Park! There is an evil Duck who has tied me up and taken over my identity! He has been using the Castle Credit Cards all over town! He has been seen buying duck food, and flirting at the local pond with the nicely dressed Mafia Mallard Family. They have bought his story, and he plans on writing a book where he quotes the wise words of the Queen!

    Please save me from this horrendous feathered, almost bald, bird! He's ruthless I tell you... ruthless!!
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    #1475

    Jul 27, 2008, 09:49 AM
    I knew, I knew it, I just knew it!! Our Queen could not be the "Duck" causing havoc all through the castle. We need to join forces with Queen Alty to get that "Duck", the imposter, and we need to go to Central Park and free the Queen! Long live our Queens!!

    Let's get that bald bird! Full charge ahead!! Any sightings guys??
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    #1476

    Jul 27, 2008, 10:28 AM
    If it WALKS like a DUCK, QUACKS like a DUCK, SMELLS like a DUCK... it is StarDUCK!! Amazing, I never knew that DUCK skin was PINK.. :)
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    #1477

    Jul 27, 2008, 11:34 AM
    She's a fickle bird, and wears a coat of many colors! I've seen her leap tall buildings in a single bound... stop bullets with her teeth... and I have witnessed her jumping into corner phone booths, and just disappear!
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    #1478

    Jul 27, 2008, 11:40 AM
    I... have... been... waiting... for... you... DUCKY POO... KA-POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    It is finally over! Bring on the plates! And I get THAT FEATHER for over my mantle... hahahahha and HA!:)

    Stringer: Master Duck Hunter...
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    #1479

    Jul 27, 2008, 02:35 PM
    We got the duck? Where is she? I've got the seasonings all ready, the pot is out, the oven is preheated and the table is set, I just need the duck. :)
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    #1480

    Jul 27, 2008, 02:50 PM
    Here Alty, take this duck!........I pulled off the feather and have put it in a frame.
    (Stringer holds the duck by it's two legs and hands the trophy to Alty, kneeling on one knee)
    Here you are my Queen, cook the darn bird..

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