[hheath541]

You're a girl.

There's nothing quite as disgusting as doing boy/man laundry. I have tongs so that I don't have to touch the underwear.

What still shocks me, and I can't quite figure it out, is that Jared leaves poo stains on the toilet seat. How? What the heck are you doing that poo ends up on the toilet seat. Worse, why aren't you cleaning it up, or at least telling me about it?

He's only 11. I still have hope for him. If not, I apologize to his future wife right now.

I've done laundry for guys. My sister used to pay me and my brother to do her laundry. There were her clothes, my niece's, an my brother-in-law's. My sister's clothes weren't that bad. My niece's clothes just smelled like spit-up. My brother-in-law's clothes had special directions, and couldn't be washed with ANYTHING else.

You haven't seen gross until you've done laundry for a diesel mechanic. Not only were there underwear stains, but there were also grease, dirt, diesel, various mechanical fluids, cleaning solvents, and any number of other things.

I've also done laundry for a 10 year old boy and a grown man. The funny part was watching a 10 year old boy freak out because I was touching his underwear while I was folding laundry.

[Alty]

My hubby is a machinist, so I totally get it. He has this permanent smell of metal about him and his clothes can stand up on their own.

[hheath541]

My brother spent a period where he refused to shower, wear deodorant, or do his laundry. He used axe body spray to the point where it was making me physically ill. He'd change his socks when they turned yellow and kept the shape of his foot when he took them off.

Boys are gross.

[kp2171]

I've had my underwear on inside-out all day.

Easy prob to solve.

Skip 'em...

[kp2171]

Besides, underwear is for sissy's. ;)

I cite my reference

[kp2171]

LMAO! Reminds me of what my hubby tells my son when he's out of clean undies.

"brown in back, yellow in front".

Did I gross you out yet? ;)

I'm a boy.

And yes, you did.

I need a shower.

[kp2171]

my brother spent a period where he refused to shower, wear deodorant, or do his laundry. He used axe body spray to the point where it was making me physically ill. He'd change his socks when they turned yellow and kept the shape of his foot when he took them off

Is your brother matthey mcconaughey? Mr no deoderant but I must take me shirt off cause I do it so damn well?

Boys are gross.

A direct quote from my grandmother... boys are dumb and girls are mean.

Story of my life in 50 characters or less. It really is that simple...

[Alty]

im a boy.

and yes, you did.

i need a shower.

Well now, is that a statement, or a proposition? :)

[hheath541]

is your brother matthey mcconaughey? mr no deoderant but i must take me shirt off cause i do it so damn well?



a direct quote from my grandmother... boys are dumb and girls are mean.

story of my life in 50 characters or less. it really is that simple...

Story of my life in 50 characters or less?

Why, yes, my life IS sh!t, thanks for asking.

[Alty]

story of my life in 50 characters or less?

why, yes, my life IS sh!t, thanks for asking.

Heath, I'm telling you, come to Canada. You can stay with me. I'll put bunny ears on the cats, the kids and R will never know the difference, other then the constant sneezing, swollen eyes, itching and sores. ;)

I have a pull out couch that I'm told is very comfy. It's yours. All you have to do is ask. :)

[Alty]

Where did everyone go?

I offer to shower with KP and he disappears. A bit of a blow to my ego, but I'll take it on the chin like a big girl. ;)

I offer to let Heath live with me, and she disappears. Honestly, the couch is really comfy. It's a queen size!

Do I have to amuse myself? Is that it?

Don't tempt me. I have batteries and an awesome imagination. :)

[Alty]

Well fine then. Be that way.

Hurumph. ;)

So sad. Am I not wanted anymore?

Don't you know that I can pour on the tears like nobodies business? After all, I am a girl. I'm not the typical girl, but I can still cry at will and look very pathetic and sad while doing it.

Nothing?

Nobody?

What kind of cold hearted people are you? :(

I'm going to cry and possible suck my thumb.

Mmmm, sugar. :)

[hheath541]

Heath, I'm telling you, come to Canada. You can stay with me. I'll put bunny ears on the cats, the kids and R will never know the difference, other then the constant sneezing, swollen eyes, itching and sores. ;)

I have a pull out couch that I'm told is very comfy. It's yours. All you have to do is ask. :)

Hehe, everyone wants me to move to canada. I have you and bella both offering me rooms. How would I ever decide where to stay?

[hheath541]

OK, I got to to to bed. Busy day tomorrow. Getting my head shrunk and grocery shopping.

[Alty]

Night Heath.

Sleep tight.

Don't let your head shrink too much. We like it big. ;)

[Alty]

The way we're going this thread will be closed tomorrow, so I started a new one.

Tell all your friends. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...un-478188.html

[EmoPrincess]

I invented a snack of deliciousness

[88sunflower]

Me? Nahhh, I'm easy!

She's easy... lol. Dirty girl.

[88sunflower]

Oh Adam? I know your out there, lurking in the shadows. I know your on my time. Here adam, come on boy...

[EmoPrincess]

I am slightly scared now lol