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    #1361

    Sep 14, 2008, 10:18 PM
    PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.

    Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...

    http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/sp.jpg
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    #1362

    Sep 14, 2008, 10:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Starduck...let me help with that 'puter........:)

    http://www.stewielive.com/animations/scenes/sc22.swf

    LMAO!! But Sheriff!. you didn't give Stewie a sledgehammer!!

    I lub Stewie! Even though he has a misshapen head, and Brian is rude!! LOL
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    #1363

    Sep 14, 2008, 10:23 PM
    Hello all...
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    #1364

    Sep 14, 2008, 10:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.

    Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...

    http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/sp.jpg
    Is this a document that will stand up in court?? Just a thought! LOL! :p

    Hey Biggie! Night all... I'm going to fall over and hurt myself if I don't go to sleep... hopefully tomorrow will be a bit better! I'm all out of tears for today... and all out of laughs from everyone cheering me up and making me laugh! :D Night Night!
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    #1365

    Sep 15, 2008, 05:56 AM
    Hi errone.

    ... I woke up to my kitchen looking like a bomb went off... almost literally.

    Found out that lily... somehow tipped over a 13 gallon trashcan, then ripped through the trashbag and went nuts.. . there are bits of steak here and there, bones, tomato sauce, blueberry, etc. etc. etc.

    ... I found lily happily licking herself off on my suede couch. She saw me. Then realized what had happened. IMMEDIATELY runs into her crate... almost bullet-speed, and goes to the FARRRR end of the crate, and hasn't come out yet.

    ... I'm going to take her to the groomer. Then maybe the vet. Then quite perhaps the pound, to show her how good she has it.

    ... yep.
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    #1366

    Sep 15, 2008, 06:37 AM
    Meanie!
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    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
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    #1367

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:04 AM
    Puppy boot camp Sneezy, that's what Lily needs. ;)

    That little stinker. I can just picture her leisurely licking herself on Sneezy's couch. Oooh, look a little sauce on my paw, got to get that. Hmmmm, blueberry on my bum, got to get that. What's this on my tail, hmmm, got to get it. La, la, la, um, oh, hi Daddy, uh, crap, bye Daddy. He can't get me if I hide in here. :D

    Yup, she's got you whipped Sneezy. She's all girl. :p
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    #1368

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:20 AM
    Sounds like one of my dogs sneezy - for some reason it has an affection for money. On more than one occasion the dog has found a dollar bill on the table and decided to chew it up on the floor... Interesting diet :p
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    #1369

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Niki never gets into the garbage... but I sure know that 'look'! I think she has only gone pee or poop 3 maybe 4 times in the house, and I think she wasn't feeling well, but she won't even come back to her pillow. She goes and hides before I get up. It has scared me a few times, because I thought... oh s*it, did I forget to let her in lastnight? When I get up she just shakes like I'm going to beat her or something... lol

    I did have a cocker spaniel Raja yrs ago that was famous for ripping up everything in the house and going through the garbage. I always wondered if she only started to do it when she got really bored after I was gone for a long time. So I decided to spy on her and see. She always got up onto the couch and peered at me through the window when I would get in my car and leave. So I left... parked my car a few doors down, and came back.

    She already had the garbage tipped, and was going through everything. I made sure that there wasn't much in there, because of course I didn't want to clean it all up... lol. When she found out there wasn't anything much in there, she booted off upstairs, and had grabbed the end of the toilet paper roll and came barrelling back down stairs with it in her mouth. When it broke... whe would run right back up and do it again until it was all gone. It was like she had finally gotten the playground to herself, and she was going to do anything she wanted. It really WAS funny watching her. But did she cower or run when I walked in the door? NOPE! She was more like... hey mommy, aren't you proud of me? Look how I decorated the house while you were gone! LOL!
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    #1370

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:31 AM
    Just make sure you don't leave hundreds laying around Biggie... LOL!
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    #1371

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:33 AM
    Definitely not :)

    I think the largest sum she has gotten into was $40... Still sucks a bit, but it wasn't mine :)
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    #1372

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:40 AM
    Both my dogs love getting into the garbage, bad thing is, I never know who the culprit was, so I give them both the "dirty" look. ;)

    My youngun Jasper likes to pee in the laundry room, which is why we have a door to the laundry room. Unfortunately I have a husband that cannot close a door to save his life, even cabinet doors, it drives me nuts. So, do I train the dog, or the husband? Which is easier? Hmmmmm... here Jasper, mommy's going to teach you something new today, we're going to learn how to close doors! :)
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    #1373

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:43 AM
    Yep... train the dog! LOL!
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    #1374

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:46 AM
    Dogs are loyal and eager to please, definitely easier to train than a man. ;)

    Ooooh, I'm in trouble now. :)
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    #1375

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:48 AM
    I would have never said such a thing! :D
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    #1376

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:49 AM
    Oh no, not you, never! :rolleyes:

    I'd venture to say that you would say much worse. I just beat you to it, that's all! ;)
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    #1377

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:53 AM
    Well lets just say the post would have been removed for innapropriate langugage!! ;) :D
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    #1378

    Sep 15, 2008, 09:55 AM
    Langugage? Is that new? ;)
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    #1379

    Sep 15, 2008, 10:07 AM
    Hahaha! Yes that is what I speak... usually in the mornings... I like to speak langugage! From the Greek meaning 'brain dead'! It helps me warm up for the day!
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    #1380

    Sep 15, 2008, 10:13 AM
    You edited it in your post, bad girl, now I look silly. ;)

    Okay, got to get off my rear and do some work. Bah, I hate work, yucky, ewy, stinky, sticky, painful, pink, pink, pink, ahhhhhhhhhhh! Okay, I'm fine. Time to go the pepto room and clean up a bit. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me. :(

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