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    #1361

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Thanks M, although that was not my true intent here... hee hee. I am seriously becoming the "grasshopper" collecting as much knowledge of "THE" whip as I can. It is truly fascinating.

    I am now "THE" student of "THE whip".

    I have sooo much more to learn about this fascinating instrument. I have read all the articles about whips on the web. I have gone to the library. I have learned so much, but more, more I have to learn more.

    We are having a complete village garage sale next weekend... think of it!! I can now do whip tricks to attract people to OUR garage!! I can stand out in the middle of the street and demand that they stop their cars (while holding the whip up) not that I want to intimidate anyone? Hee hee (again.)

    Alty, I owe you so much... (but I am keeping it!)

    Stringer
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    #1362

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Relatively quiet around these parts tonight eh?
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    #1363

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:36 PM
    LOL... well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

    Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back... ever :)
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    #1364

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:55 PM
    Hi all.
    No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

    Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

    And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

    It's good to be back in the mad house.
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    #1365

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LOL...............well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

    Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back............ever :)
    M, I am truly astonished with your ability to see the understated... haha. And M, this is not a toy! Nooooo not a toy... sssssssh she might hear you. This whip is alive, alive I tell you. Now that it has been attached to my hand for so long I can feel it, yes, I can feel it. She has a personality and... yes she has feelings. So please be careful in what you say around her... K? I don't want to hurt her feelings. After all... we do spend a lot of time together and... sssssssssssssh yep we are sleeping together... (I don't tell everyone that so please honor her, I don't want her reputation tarnished.)
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    #1366

    Jun 17, 2008, 09:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KalFour
    Hi all.
    No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

    Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

    And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

    It's good to be back in the mad house.
    M!! Did I hear what I thought I heard? She thinks we are MAD?:eek: Madam, I assure you that I and M are of strong mind and body. Mad!!!!!!! MAD?????????? NO........I am NOT MAD... and I don't get angry often either hee hee.

    And Alty, it is time my dear to take the picture of the whip out off your avatar. I know... you have memories... Please leave the rest though, I like IT!
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    #1367

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:11 PM
    MAD... us stringer MAD!!!!!

    Are you serious kalfy us MAD!!!! :eek: :eek:









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    #1368

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:12 PM
    Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)
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    #1369

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:14 PM
    Stringer, trade you;

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    These for the whip. :D
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    #1370

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Alty
    Where's the pink fluffy ones :D
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    #1371

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:17 PM
    :D
    I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
    You must have imagined it.
    Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.
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    #1372

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)
    Yes, she is... yes she is... yes she is... I know, I slept with her! Oooops.

    And do you really think I would fold under such meager threats?? I am German with Italian relatives... FGS! I was raised around all this, I knew the profit from "numbers" when I was 4 years old... FGS!

    AAAAAAAAAaaah Ha!! :rolleyes: :D :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    #1373

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KalFour
    :D
    I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
    You must have imagined it.
    Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.
    Okey Dokey Kal... vivacious masculinity?? :confused: :) :)
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    #1374

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:20 PM
    Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

    I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:
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    #1375

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, trade you;

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    These for the whip. :D
    Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid...
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    #1376

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Alty
    Where's the pink fluffy ones :D
    OOOOH OOOooooh!!! Marta might like those? (Kidding, kidding - if she found out I was using her name in a discussion like this one... whew!):eek:
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    #1377

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid.........

    Ah, so you are willing to negotiate. Here's my second offer;

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    The bottom one is a riding crop, use your imagination. Oh, and it's female. :);)
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    #1378

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

    I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:
    Actually I am Austrian and a little Irish. I have done it... match, set... game!:D :D :D

    AND I know the scent of a "She" AND it is a SHE!
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    #1379

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Alty
    Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

    These ones M?:D

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    #1380

    Jun 17, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KalFour

    And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!
    Huh... promises promises ;)

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