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    #1281

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Originally Posted by Clough
    What will happen to me once I become one?
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?
    Are you some kind of warlock! :eek:
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    #1282

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    StarDuck...do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told ya that I bought? You remember...the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what...they all have little pins stuck in them...I can't find room to stick in them anymore ....:rolleyes:
    PINS?. DUCKIES? Ducky losing air... heelllppppp! POP! DOH! That hurt!
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    #1283

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:
    Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:
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    #1284

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:
    He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo... you are one of them too aren't you! :eek:
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    #1285

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift thru the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

    Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo?? :confused:
    Sadly, I just ratted myself out, I'm on the phone with him right now and I told all.

    The date was boring, he was ready to fall asleep, just dropped her off and now is heading home to rearrange his condom drawer.

    Yes, he does sneeze funny! :eek:
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    #1286

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    PINS?....DUCKIES? Ducky losing air...heelllppppp!! POP! DOH! That hurt!
    Better be good then... calm down and sit over there... M get the chains... :D
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    #1287

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:11 PM

    M's not here, you're on your own.

    MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    #1288

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    M's not here, you're on your own.

    MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Nope... ya know that he is ALWAYS here... check the dark corners...

    Clough... Deputy?
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    #1289

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo....you are one of them too aren't you!! :eek:
    Ssssssssssssssssssssss... another pin.
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    #1290

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:
    Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"... lol:rolleyes:

    So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

    You said she's 20 (a youngster)... how old is he??
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    #1291

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:23 PM

    Night all... tomorrow.
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    #1292

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

    So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

    You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????
    He's got weezer sneezers... and we can find him in every corner. He's likely hiding behind M... aka Batman!

    Sheriff... Deputy Batman isn't here! When I exploded I flew through and looked! Nope! No Batman! I'm all full of air again now. I have a secret pump!. don't ask!. hahaha! :eek:

    G'nite Stringy! You know I store up your hot air and save it right? :p heehee!
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    #1293

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:35 PM

    Deputy Joe here for duty. Do not know if I can catch up. 1 30 am and no sleep and lots of well, never mind.
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    #1294

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:41 PM

    'Night Stringer

    Howdy Deputy Joe,
    Not much going on here, lotta misbehavin' :rolleyes:
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    #1295

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:42 PM

    Deputy Joe, have you seen the indecencies that have happened here? I've been popped! This is cruel and unusual punishment against a helpless duck!
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    #1296

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

    So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

    You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????
    He's a baby, 23. Yup, he's my boy toy, my play thing, my squishy! :D

    His sneezes, they're just weird, undescribable, you have to hear them, you'll never be the same. ;)
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    #1297

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:44 PM

    Sleepless, high on ------- and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

    I can not feel any pain...
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    #1298

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

    I can not feel any pain........
    Uhh Ohhh... Dr. Evil is back! :eek:
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    #1299

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

    I can not feel any pain........
    How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p
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    #1300

    Mar 21, 2009, 10:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made out of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p
    See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!
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