[Enigma1999]

that so made my night darlin'.

danke. i mean that. helluva week. ugly stuff. nice to finish it with a brief moment of your attention.

Awe kp, you're so sweet! I'm sorry you had a bad week.:( Work huh?

[Alty]

Had a used condom stuck to the bottom of my shoe once, but I wasn't in the throes of passion at the time.

Sex in the car, driver side, leg gets stuck between the door and the seat, lover opens the door to release your leg, you fall out. :(

Water bed is always fun, unless you get seasick easily. ;)

[Enigma1999]

Oh Gawd, you started this Enigma, but here is the story to top all stories.... Nothing better than doing it behind a dumpster and getting up only to find someone elses condom stuck to your arse....

OMG! That is so messed up!:eek: I would have thrown up! Haha

[Aurora_Bell]

If I wasn't so drunk I probably would have...

[Alty]

OMG! That is so messed up!:eek: I would have thrown up! haha

The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

[Enigma1999]

is that a proposal?

;);)

[Aurora_Bell]

The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

::runs away to go scour my cheeks::

[Enigma1999]

In the middle of the night, outside, while raining, up against the wall of your house, under a security light. Mmmm mmm mmm

[Alty]

::runs away to go scour my cheeks::

Which cheeks? The ones the condom was stuck to?

Use soap, and a loufa. :)

[Aurora_Bell]

Nope got some S.O.S pads...

[Enigma1999]

The condom probably stuck because someone else did throw up. :p

Sorry, had to say it. :o

Lol Yuck!

[Alty]

In the middle of the night, outside, while raining, up against the wall of your house, under a security light. mmmm mmm mmm

That wasn't a security light, that my cars headlights. :o

By the way, nice... um... wall. Ya, nice wall. :D

[Aurora_Bell]

lol Yuck!

You're telling me!!

[Enigma1999]

That wasn't a security light, that my cars headlights. :o

By the way, nice....um....wall. Ya, nice wall. :D

I knew that car looked familiar. Thanks, I always get complimented on my... wall. Lol

[Just Looking]

This is the first time I've been out of bed in 13 hours, and not in the fun way but...

Hiking trail at Lake Tahoe, middle of summer, middle of the day.

[kp2171]

Mkay ladies... this just sucks cause some of the best women on the boards are here right now when I'm emptied and out of gas.

Up at 3am, and not for fun I'm afraid.

So I'm off to bed. Feel free to follow me.

Much love to the great women of AMHD. You keep me coming back. It's that simple.

[Aurora_Bell]

Aww we love you too KP, have sweet dreams, thinking of all of us, at the same time :D

[Enigma1999]

mkay ladies... this just sucks cause some of the best women on the boards are here right now when im emptied and out of gas.

up at 3am, and not for fun im afraid.

so im off to bed. feel free to follow me.

much love to the great women of AMHD. you keep me coming back. its that simple.

Sweet dreams;)

[Aurora_Bell]

This is the first time I've been out of bed in 13 hours, and not in the fun way but ....

Hiking trail at Lake Tahoe, middle of summer, middle of the day.

Sounds hot Jlo!

I hope you feel better...

[Enigma1999]

Aww we love you too KP, have sweet dreams, thinking of all of us, at the same time :D

You little devil...