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Jun 8, 2010, 11:20 PM
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 Originally Posted by hheath541
I'm glad I'm not the only one who did sixlet lines. i was usually riding a bike, though.
i'd collect all the change i found throughout the week, and go to the candy store on the weekend. a packet of sixlets was either $.05 or $.10 and sour patch kids were $.01 each. I'd get as many of each as i could. then I'd eat the candy out of the little paper bag while i rode home.
you are so sexy right now.
=)
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:20 PM
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Drunk KP is funny. :)
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:21 PM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
Husband says to his wife, do you fancy playing a rape game?
Wife says, no !!!!
Husband replies, that’s the spirit!
Are you on AMHD and a joke site M? :D
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:22 PM
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Say that 10 times fast. :)
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:23 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
Are you on AMHD and a joke site M? :D
Sorry... I'll stop now :cool:
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:23 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
KP, I do have a serger, but it's broken. Seeing as you spelled it wrong, I think your man card is safe. ;)
Note to self... misspelling words on purpose is a lot like washing reds with whites... do it once and you are forever forgiven/banished from that task..
Don't think I no an you from an e?
.)
That's a smile from ol one eyed jack for ja.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:24 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
Drunk KP is funny. :)
Ja... but I drunk kp like being on his knees and... aw crap... wrong thread I think.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:25 PM
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
yeah, but do you have a surger?
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crap...
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now my Man Card is on a 30 day suspension... last time that happened was when i proved i knew what a "tea cozy" was...
frick n frack...
I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:26 PM
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
note to self... mispelling words on purpose is a lot like washing reds with whites... do it one and you are forever forgiven/banished from that task..
dont think i no an u from an e?
.)
thats a smile from ol one eyed jack for ja.
You men! I knew it! You all act like you don't know what you're doing, just so you won't have to do it! :rolleyes:
Jack is smiling at me? :cool:
Wait... you called it Jack? Why? :confused:
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:26 PM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
Sorry ................I'll stop now :cool:
Don't you dare. I like M joke night. :)
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:27 PM
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
ja... but i drunk kp like being on his knees and... aw crap... wrong thread i think.
k.
"i drunk kp"
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Hmmm...
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Guess its going to be an "off day" at work tomorrow...
.. er... today..
Wtfever...
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:28 PM
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 Originally Posted by hheath541
I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.
They're hideous little things that you put on tea pots. I don't know why. I think most people make them with whatever left over fabric they have.
My mom made a whole bunch as Xmas gifts one year. I think ever single one of them ended up going to goodwill or in a garage sale.
Tea cosies are a lot like your appendix. Not really necessary.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:28 PM
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
you are so sexy right now.
=)
is that a good thing? Are you perving after my 10 year old past-self? ^_~
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:29 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Say that 10 times fast. :)
I don't think I can say it ONCE fast.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:30 PM
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 Originally Posted by kp2171
k.
"i drunk kp"
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hmmm...
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guess its going to be an "off day" at work tomorrow...
..er... today..
wtfever...
Take plenty of aspirin and call me in the morning.
Ooh, better idea, forget the aspirin, just come over and I'll make you breakfast in the morning, you know, after doing stuff.
I'll make the big bad headache go away. I promise. :)
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:33 PM
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For M.
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:33 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
You men! I knew it! You all act like you don't know what you're doing, just so you won't have to do it! :rolleyes:
Jack is smiling at me? :cool:
Wait.... you called it Jack? Why? :confused:
I SO have a response to that. I just have a feeling it would get me in LOTS of trouble.
Alty, are you familiar with the phrase, 'jack off?' if you are, then I'm sure you can take it from there.
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:33 PM
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 Originally Posted by hheath541
I'm not even sure what a tea cozy is, and I've taken sewing classes.
Sigh...
It's a thing that is comprosed of fabric that is sewn to take on the shape of a tea kettle... so... you would heat up some tea in your kettle and JUST LIKE A WOMAN you'd suddenly decide maybe you wanted it now or maybe you wanted it later but you couldn't decide...
Well then... slide that tea kettle into that tea cozy... kind of like a tailored n fitted comforter for the cozy... and your hot wa wa would stay hoterish for longerish.
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Nascar. Si swimsuit models. Playoffs. Diamond blade wet saw...
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That about evens it out...
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Jun 8, 2010, 11:34 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
They're hideous little things that you put on tea pots. I don't know why. I think most people make them with whatever left over fabric they have.
My mom made a whole bunch as Xmas gifts one year. I think ever single one of them ended up going to goodwill or in a garage sale.
Tea cosies are a lot like your appendix. Not really necessary.
So, they're like tissue box covers. Something old and/or bored women make to give away as gifts to people they don't know well enough to get REAL gifts for.
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