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 Originally Posted by KalFour
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Goodnight Kal.
Stringer, you naughty MAN! Give me back that whip or I take the whole hand with It, really, I will, actually, no, I won't, I wouldn't do that to you, even though you are Denying me my whip, bad, bad Stringer! ;) Marta, psst, do you think you could get that whip back for me please? Remember, we Women have to stick together. Don't worry, I won't tell him, just grab it when he Falls asleep, make sure it's the whip, not something else, and send it to me, okay? Ahem, anyway, as I was saying, bad Stringer. I just might have to go whip shopping Tomorrow. :( |
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Aaaaaaaah... she said she couldn't be trusted Alty... she might mix something up here... |
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Stringy is picking on me again Alty! I'll grab one leg, you grab the other, **pull** and we'll make a wish till he lets go!
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Oh Stringer, you make me giggle sweetie, what would I do without you? That's
Why you are on my list of four on this site dear. :) Lub you to bits. :) |
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
Well, now that's a thought. ;) |
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What!!
Wish bone... no... you wouldn't... |
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Try us! Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Okay, Starby, make a wish! Muwahahahahahah. :);)
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I am afraid that, that would not be very "Lady Like" my friends. No it certainly wouldn't be and not very feminine either. And I trust that you have considered what repercussions would arise if Stringer would somehow be harmed, paralyzed or suddenly disappear. THERE would be questions, questions I TELL YOU!. and possibly one or maybe two would even miss me... (?)
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I wish forrrrr... the power of the whip! No wait... only one wish right? Okay I wish for 3 more wishes! *poof* Little Miss Sunshine has disappeared! This is cool! *poof* Wow... how you doing? *poof* ::blushing::... I don't think you want to know! *poof* Oh yes, here's the whip!
How are you feeling String Man... did that hurt you? |
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Oh, Stringer, of course we'd miss you, but really, what choice are you giving us?
I want my whip back!! ;):) |
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Got to go, I'm tired. Night all!
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I am going to bed now... I will still have this stupid whip attached to my right hand... my right hand.. did you hear? I am taking Chantix to stop smoking and one of the side effects is very VIVID dreams. I have found that whatever I am thinking about when I go to sleep is mostly what I dream about. Well ladies... with the whip in my hand I am sure that I will be thinking about it.
Tell me, what kind of dreams could I have about whips? Hmmmm AND you know that anything I dream about will of course be the fault of you two and MARTA since SHE glued this to my right hand... I could innocently turn over and whip my wife tonight... I hope you guys have insurance and at least a place to sleep if I need it... hahahahahahahahahahahahah. |
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Goodnight guys, I am expecting a lot of dreams tonight... should be interesting...
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Quick Alty... up our insurance policy! Stringer is after us!
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G'nite Stringer... happy whip dreams... and well Happy Fathers Day from me and Alty! On th phone with her! Marta... sleep with one eye open! ;)
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Marta and I are going fishing in the DuPage River tomorrow (Bass, Catfish and more Bass), or I should say I am. Marta has already gotten her "stuff" together; a lounge chair, sun block, two womens' magazines, a book, her MPG player, a big hat, candy, chips and Pepsi. She wanted me to promise that I "catch and release" she said she isn't about to clean any fish...
Night all and sweet dreams... insurance... yes. |
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Catch and release? Well why don't you just whip them into submission, whip master? You can just ::snap:: them right out of the water, and when they come to,. you can say you're sorry, and let them swim back home! Some of them could be fathers too you know! What would happen if Papa fish didn't come home with popcorn shrimp for lunch? Poor fishie babies!
Just an afterthought! If the fishies name is Mark Bass?. conk him over the head with a big stick, and feed him to the sharks k? (bahahahaha) Happy Fishing! :) |
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
Wait, aaaaaaaah ha, I think I get it, you're jealous aren't you... you like to fish too, don't you... and you're not going today... that's IT! Well I am leaving now, going to stop on the way and get some night crawlers too... boy, am I looking forward to this... Happy Father's Day to me... |
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