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    #101

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
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    I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:
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    #102

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:
    Oh I do Alty , especially Herbie she's one seexxxyyyy kitty , she just threw me ;)
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    #103

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
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    Told you I'm no good tonight.

    I've made a very bad decision tonight.

    Let me explain.

    Earlier today a friend and I were talking about blow up dolls. I said that I wanted to take photos with blowup dolls doing things like:
    -making a snowman
    -making sandwiches
    -playing video games
    -driving

    So we're laughing about it and so I made this community ad asking people to lend me their blow up dolls [for non sexual purposes]. Soon enough I get this email from this guy. What do I do, give him my address to come drop it off. Remember, I'm alone. Ha. Stupid face. I'm a stupid face. This is how women get raped and killed. Ugh.

    More of my stoopid: I left my keys on the lock for the last couple nights...


    Where is my head? Apparently I don't own one.

    I'm a flucking idiot.

    Sigh
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    #104

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:50 PM

    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)
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    #105

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)
    Ditto

    Be very careful Muddy :cool:
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    #106

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)
    Extremely bad move. I still can't believe how dumb I am.

    Everything is locked.
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    #107

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:56 PM

    You're not dumb, you're trusting. Sadly trusting can sometimes be dumb. ;)

    The thing is, you learned from this, you won't do it again, so no, you're not dumb. Dumb would be to do it again.

    You never did tell me if he showed up.
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    #108

    Jan 10, 2010, 09:58 PM

    No he has not- sorry I just read that question and it never really entered my brain... the brain I apparently don't have.

    -sigh-

    I am too trusting. I know I am.
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    #109

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:00 PM

    You have a brain, it just short circuited. ;)

    From now on, whenever you get a brilliant idea, talk it over with us first. Okay?

    Us you can trust. Guys with blow up dolls willing to come to your house with said doll, not so much.
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    #110

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:03 PM

    Guess what...

    My phone has no dial tone. Not kidding. Haha my night is going to be interesting...
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    #111

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:06 PM

    Speaking of dummies , I posted this in humour the other day. Not sure if you guys saw it but thought it could give you a chuckle :)


    A Blonde comes home and says to her Boyfriend I got this awesome new Tattoo today

    The Boyfriend says great what did you get?

    Blonde says I got a Tattoo of a Seashell on my inner thigh.

    The Boyfriend says what's so awesome about that?

    Blonde says well if you get really really close and put your ear to it , you can smell the ocean!!
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    #112

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:09 PM

    I think I just vomited a little, M. :(
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    #113

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:11 PM

    Haha M that was funny.
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    #114

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:12 PM

    Ahhhh! M! Yikes!

    You're better then this. ;)

    Got to run kids, quality time with the hubby.

    Talk to you all tomorrow.

    Night.
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    #115

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:14 PM

    LOL... gotta go too ladies , bye for now :)
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    #116

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:16 PM

    I'm out too, bedtime for me!
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    #117

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:16 PM

    Now I'm here all alone :(

    Boo.
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    #118

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Now I'm here all alone :(

    Boo.
    You have your rubber doll herbie :D


    Sorry I'd love to stay but Beer calls :)
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    #119

    Jan 10, 2010, 10:21 PM

    Have fun.

    Hopefully that guy does come over. I hate being alone.

    Gah.
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    #120

    Jan 11, 2010, 12:32 AM
    ...

    Wow.

    ...

    Uhm. Well.

    Yeah, I got nuthin.
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