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Alty · Feb 26, 2008, 09:29 PM

On second thought, bring on the storm, I'm pissy enough that I could probably take it on and win. Wait, who am I kidding, I can't even convince people that teens shouldn't have babies (sorry, tangent, I'll stop now).

If this is a snow storm I am going to be very grumpy tomorrow, I can see a corner of my dead grass right now and I'm quite happy about it. Don't mess with the grass.

Hey MB, I told a friend of mine that you profess to be God, she told me to tell you that you're silly, everyone knows God's a woman.

Galveston1 · Feb 29, 2008, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ooh, sneaky, I actually started throwing up now and thought that you were sending me a very clear "NO! In fact I'm going to make it worse." That wasn't you right?

I would have gotten back to you sooner but I was wiping puke from my mouth and getting in trouble on two of my other posts. No good deed goes unpunished.

Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

michealb · Feb 29, 2008, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Galveston1

Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

Praying to me to get over the flu is at least as effective as praying to any other god.

Alty · Mar 1, 2008, 12:30 PM

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit. Tylenol cold you are a God send. Now my hubby's sick and whiny. I'm going to Starbucks for a break.

firmbeliever · Mar 1, 2008, 12:46 PM

michealb,
I have a request...
Would you please contact me after your mortal body dies?

michealb · Mar 1, 2008, 01:15 PM

Firmbeliever,

That request would fall under the absolute proof that I can not give you in your mortal form. As I have said I can not give you 100% proof of my divinity because the human mind can't handle it. You need to have faith and doubt as buffer other wise my greatness would overwhelm you and you would not longer be who you are.

NeedKarma · Mar 1, 2008, 01:27 PM

I needed $40 for gas for my car yesterday. My pockets and wallet were empty. I asked michealb to help me out and 40 seconds later $50 appeared in my pocket. Praise be to michealb.

love is abby · Mar 1, 2008, 01:31 PM

Your not the true god, but you might be crazy. (no offense)

michealb · Mar 1, 2008, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit.

It's okay, if I would have wanted credit for everything I have done. I would have made sure I signed my work.

jennyrena · Mar 1, 2008, 04:31 PM

You have done fell and bumped yall's heads. Lol

michealb · Mar 1, 2008, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by love is abby

your not the true god, but you might be crazy. (no offense)

Are you 100% sure I'm not and if so how can you be 100% sure? If your not 100% sure shouldn't you worship me just in case I am god. If you worship me and I am god well then you have won everything. If you don't worship me and I am god then you have lost everything.

N0help4u · Mar 1, 2008, 05:41 PM

I HAVE a reuben sandwich with the image of the Holy Spirit going cheap.
If you don't buy it then I don't buy your scam, err I mean scheme either! :D

NeedKarma · Mar 1, 2008, 06:04 PM

I feel the same way about the Jesus scam! LOL! :)

firmbeliever · Mar 1, 2008, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by michealb

Are you 100% sure I'm not and if so how can you be 100% sure? If your not 100% sure shouldn't you worship me just in case I am god. If you worship me and I am god well then you have won everything. If you don't worship me and I am god then you have lost everything.

I am 100% sure you are not god.For one thing you are human.:)

I will never worship you and there is nothing you can do about it!
I would rather lose everything in this world than worship/bow down to another human.

Originally Posted by michealb

Firmbeliever,
That request would fall under the absolute proof that I can not give you in your mortal form. As I have said I can not give you 100% proof of my divinity because the human mind can't handle it. You need to have faith and doubt as buffer other wise my greatness would overwhelm you and you would not longer be who you are.

Though I may have made the request in jest, it is seriously something I think about.
If any of you were able to come back to me after death to tell me I was wrong in my belief,now that would be something.
For I know the truth and stand by it for all your rejection of it makes not a dent in my belief.:)

michealb · Mar 2, 2008, 09:21 AM

You only think I'm human, you can't be sure. Just because everything you know states that I'm just a human sitting at a keyboard doesn't mean I am. I might look human and sound human but those things can be deceiving of what lies just under the surface. Why risk your soul when what I ask for costs you nothing?

N0help4u · Mar 2, 2008, 09:30 AM

Be careful
You know what the Bible says about the antichrist coming in the last day
You just might convince me of that point! :)

michealb · Mar 2, 2008, 09:49 AM

I am god I know how the world is going to end and trust me you don't have to worry about. Even when the end is near the human race will know and will not fear it.

N0help4u · Mar 2, 2008, 09:57 AM

I would love to hear how you "believe" the world is going to end.
Waiting... can't wait... :D

N0help4u · Mar 2, 2008, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by NeedKarma

I find it more disturbing that a mod is essentially threatening to 'out' a member simply due to a different religious belief.

Yeah I'd say different religion...
I HAVE seen worse things here that need reported to authorities but this site is for peoples problems to be handled rather anonymously... so Fr_Chuck I am sure knowing this I am sure was jk.

firmbeliever · Mar 2, 2008, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by michealb

You only think I'm human, you can't be sure. Just because everything you know states that I'm just a human sitting at a keyboard doesn't mean I am. I might look human and sound human but those things can be deceiving of what lies just under the surface. Why risk your soul when what I ask for costs you nothing?

It costs me a lot more than you can ever imagine...