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    #1141

    Feb 26, 2007, 04:22 AM
    OOOOOOOOO hide the beer hunn make him suffer lol
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    #1142

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:35 AM
    Too funny, but he gave it up for lent. I'll think of something to get him.


    Hope the sun is shining for one and all. :)
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    #1143

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:36 AM
    Gloomy day here, :(
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    #1144

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:39 AM
    Allheart, sweetie...

    Tell him that he's about as funny as John Wayne Bobbit, and that if he doesn't knock it off, he's going to start getting about as much sex.
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    #1145

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:44 AM
    Awwwwwwwwwwww Cap.

    Here you go. Here's some sunshine for you.

    (I'm not sure if the elephant helps, but sending one anyway. Actually, it was one of the first sunshine pictures I found and wanted to get it to you in a hurry :) But hey, who can't use a flying elephant every now and then.
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    #1146

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:45 AM
    I love him! Can I keep him?
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    #1147

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Synnen
    Allheart, sweetie....

    Tell him that he's about as funny as John Wayne Bobbit, and that if he doesn't knock it off, he's going to start getting about as much sex.

    LOL my sweetie. But I don't help matters, I laugh my head off every time he calls me it. The more I laugh, the more he calls me it. :eek:

    Synnen, I shall take your advice my friend. That should fix'um
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    #1148

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Capuchin
    I love him! Can i keep him?
    Cap, I'm sorry honey, it's a girl elephant, but she's all yours :)
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    #1149

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:48 AM
    I don't want no stinky girl elephant *humphs*
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    #1150

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:49 AM
    That ollyfant is about the cutest thing EVER!
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    #1151

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:51 AM
    Cap,

    Actually it is a boy after all. But it's a boy with pink wings. He's just a little more into fashion than most.

    Enjoy HIM.
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    #1152

    Feb 26, 2007, 08:52 AM
    Yaaaaaaaaaaay elephannttty!
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    #1153

    Feb 26, 2007, 10:13 AM
    LMAO you guys crack me up little ben I like your elephant can he be my friend too?
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    #1154

    Feb 26, 2007, 10:51 AM
    Psssssssssssst Laura... keep plenty of these on hand and the big guy will be your friend for life ;)

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    #1155

    Feb 26, 2007, 10:55 AM
    Giggle this could get quite perverse I carry nutts and little bens elephant will be my friend mmmmmmmm
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    #1156

    Feb 26, 2007, 11:11 AM
    As long as they're not my nuts.
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    #1157

    Feb 26, 2007, 11:21 AM
    There was a article in today's Chicago Tribune which stated cigarettes were as addicting as heroin. You may want to ask your doctor about Chantix. Came out a few months back and has shown a great deal of success suppressing the addiction.
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    #1158

    Feb 26, 2007, 11:45 AM
    Thank you ballengerb1 but sadly I'm in the uk and it isn't available here but thank you very much for taking the time to post.

    Little ben ill carry your nuts anytime you ask dear just don't tell big ben ;)
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    #1159

    Feb 26, 2007, 12:35 PM
    As long as you're not stroking his "elephant's trunk" you should be okay, right?
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    #1160

    Feb 26, 2007, 12:48 PM
    :'(

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