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    #1121

    Jun 14, 2008, 12:53 PM
    Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)
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    #1122

    Jun 14, 2008, 12:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)
    Never mind about that ticklish stuff...

    Mart said; "here, put some of this stuff on your palm now hold the handle of the whip." It was something in a tube.. now I can not release my fingers.
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    Jun 14, 2008, 12:57 PM
    Ah, very nice excuse my dear, but I'm not buying it, soak your hand in warm
    Water for a while, we'll get you to release it.

    Oh, and, goochie, goochie, goo. Muwahahah:)
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    #1124

    Jun 14, 2008, 01:03 PM
    Stringer, don't make me bring out my extras;

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    The top one is a bull whip, and the bottom is the same type Indianna Jones uses. :)

    Got to run for a bit, time for some lunch. I'll be back later. You go soak that hand. :)
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    #1125

    Jun 14, 2008, 01:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, don't make me bring out my extras;

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    The top one is a bull whip, and the bottom is the same type Indianna Jones uses. :)

    Gotta run for a bit, time for some lunch. I'll be back later. You go soak that hand. :)
    Nope...

    But it is a problem walking around the house with the strung out whip trailing behind me. What am I going to do for tonight? Marta is having about 30 people over for a cookout around the fire pit for Father's Day... they will all be scared of me... Wait!!! I like it!!!!!!
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    #1126

    Jun 14, 2008, 01:54 PM
    Oh no, what have I done, Stringer loves the whip, AMHD will never be the same
    Again.:D :D :D :eek:

    Shall we have a challenge dear Stringer, who can hit the target the most?
    Be afraid my dear, I've had years of practice. Muwahahahaha. ;)
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    #1127

    Jun 14, 2008, 01:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Oh no, what have I done, Stringer loves the whip, AMHD will never be the same
    again.:D :D :D :eek:

    Shall we have a challenge dear Stringer, who can hit the target the most?
    Be afraid my dear, I've had years of practice. Muwahahahaha. ;)
    I practiced with Mr Lash Larue!! I got it down...
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    #1128

    Jun 14, 2008, 02:02 PM
    You sure sweetie, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you got beaten by a girl? ;)

    Okay, you asked for it, let's see how you do.

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    Now don't get distracted

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    I have some tricks up my sleeve. :);)
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    #1129

    Jun 14, 2008, 02:10 PM
    You don't know me... it does not matter if a "girl" beats me... I just don't like losing...

    And obviously you don't either cause YOU CHEAT! Ha!

    I don't have time for all this banter... (Alty) Ssshhh... (help) seriously, how the h*ll do I get this off my hand before the party. I can see me serving a drink to a friend and snapping a toupee off another's head in the process...
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    #1130

    Jun 14, 2008, 02:14 PM
    Poor Stringer, really soak it in warm water, or wear long sleeves and tuck it
    Inside one of the sleeves, or do party tricks. ;)

    You make me giggle sweetie. And cheat, me, of course, all is fair in love and war.
    You kidnapped my whip, this means WAR!! :);)

    Have fun at the party, don't hurt anyone, and watch out for the furs (toupee's).
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    #1131

    Jun 14, 2008, 05:44 PM
    I was just writing you to say we should stop hijacking. LOL! I was going to write that Niki is my love, but I get a little tired of just playing with Niki's balls. One is green, and the other one is multi-coloured. Does this sound like it could cause a problem? Maybe I should start my own thread and ask! LOL!!
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    #1132

    Jun 14, 2008, 05:51 PM
    Oh Starby, thank you, I needed that laugh. Just got into a bit of a quarrel on another thread. Arrrrrrr, some people just annoy the ever loving crap out of me.
    I think I gave as good as I got, but well, I give up, you can lead a stubborn a$$ to water, but you cannot make him drink, you can however hold his head down until he drowns. Muwahahahahah :)

    Hey, just came up with that all by myself, I'm on a roll, maybe I should go back to that
    Thread and finish what he started. Hmmm, beer, I have beer, bubbles, forget it, beer it is. :)
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    #1133

    Jun 14, 2008, 05:59 PM
    YouTube - Lego Beer Song
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    #1134

    Jun 14, 2008, 06:02 PM
    Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, sorry, that's a catchy tune. :)

    Oooh, I thinketh I mayeth have a replyeth on that threadeth, shall I go whip
    His butteth into shapeth. I'm having another moment, oh woe is me. ;)
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    #1135

    Jun 14, 2008, 06:06 PM
    I just got 2 reddies! I guess I'm on a roll too! Some girl asked about the monthly expenses of a Lab puppy she was planning to get. One of the comments mentioned a few things, food, treats... and then said Labs only need to be bathed a few times a yr.

    I didn't quote her, but wrote back with all of the other expenses of a pup, that can be unexpected and so on, and wrote that I disagreed that Labs only need to be bathed twice a yr. She gave me a reddie because she said "a few times", and I said "twice", and then said that Labs aren't like poodles and don't need to be bathed all of the time. She got a reddie back! Phhhffftttt!
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    #1136

    Jun 14, 2008, 06:06 PM
    Go get them Alty! Bawhahahaha!

    What thread?
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    #1137

    Jun 14, 2008, 06:22 PM
    Back me up sweetie, I need it, I'm about to tell this guy off and get myself booted from the site.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religi...ng-226429.html

    Got to go offline for a min or two, Wiggy's ordering pizza, yum;

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    #1138

    Jun 14, 2008, 09:18 PM
    Did somebody say Hijacking?

    Sometimes I feel that I may come on too strong or might be too honest. Brutally honest sometimes. There have been times I needed a cool down time. We all have boiling points and sometimes it may come out on here.

    Anyway, I guess I am just mumbling at this point. Lol

    Just have had many different experiences and know exactly how you feel.
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    #1139

    Jun 14, 2008, 09:31 PM
    Thanks Joe... I getcha! Oh believe me I do! :)
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    #1140

    Jun 14, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Well Starby,

    I should say Goodnight now. Time to get some shut eye.
    Have a good night.

    BY THE WAY, HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS!!

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