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    #1081

    Mar 30, 2009, 09:37 AM

    Hmmm, that is funny. I was brought up around family that all smoked. I am one of the non smokers in the family but I would say a lot of it has to do with me having asthma and I just never really wanted to...

    That is funny NM. I like to be silly but in my sillyness is the truth. Government wants to rule every aspect of our lives. So you never know how or when they will try to get more money coming in. FROM US.
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    #1082

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:35 AM

    Sadly I'm a smoker, but I don't smoke in front of the kids, not even in the house. That's why I need to leave AMHD to have a smoke, don't have a laptop, the puter has to stay in the house. ;)

    How are all my peeps this morning?
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    #1083

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:40 AM

    Hey Alty, Happy Monday
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    Mar 30, 2009, 10:43 AM

    Hello Atly,

    Puff Puff Puffer, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

    NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

    See you all later.

    Joe
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    #1085

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:43 AM

    Happy Monday Alty...

    I am the same way, don't smoke around the kids, but we do smoke in the basement. I am trying to get my partner to quit with me, because I know that it will be harder if he won't. I would say by next week I will start the medication. It's called Chantix, I know I have tried Wellbutrin in the past and hated the side effects. Hoping this one will go better. Then by the end of the year I will be rich with all the money I save. :D
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    #1086

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Hello Atly,

    Puff Puff Puffer,, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

    NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

    See you all later.

    Joe
    I think they can charge triple for my partner... :D
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    #1087

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Hello Atly,

    Puff Puff Puffer,, I am glad you do not smoke near the little ones. Some parents are not so smart.

    NM, get ready. Coming to canada soon. Charge of 5 dollars per fart. Or you go to jail card.

    See you all later.

    Joe
    Darnit, my hubby is going to cost us a fortune. :( ;)

    Happy Monday everyone. Can I go back to bed? Please?
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    #1088

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit, my hubby is going to cost us a fortune. :( ;)

    Happy Monday everyone. Can I go back to bed? Please?
    Only if you take me with you ;)
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    #1089

    Mar 30, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Only if you take me with you ;)
    Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:
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    #1090

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:
    Damn, those things are always holding me back... I am an equal opportunist.
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    #1091

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Damn, those things are always holding me back... I am an equal opportunist.
    Sorry, I will have coffee with you though, come on over. I make a darn good cup of Joe! :)
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    #1092

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:03 AM

    I do love coffee... can we say I will make it up to Canada sometime in the next five years and you will be stop #1. :D
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    #1093

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:08 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Love you tons, but you're not my type, um, you have breasts and other stuff. :eek:
    Did not stop you from suckling my big breasts...
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    #1094

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:09 AM

    Yeah, it's a good thing that you don't smoke around the babes. My parents smoked around me all the time and it's amazing that I don't have allergies and other breathing difficulties. I just hated the smell, yecch! But yet I used to go to bars and clubs. It doesn't bother me when I'm out; I just can't stand it in a small, closed space.

    Please Joe, I hope no such law goes into effect! Otherwise we'll have lots of little old people getting tickets... y'all know they are notorious for letting one rip in a deserted part of a department store!
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    #1095

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:09 AM

    ALTY has a hard time not calling me.. ha ha.

    Cup of Joe here for you. Full, and Delicious...

    EDIT: NM, that would be quite the law... Eh... lol

    EDIT2: Got to go and get little buddy ready for his nap... See you folks later...
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    #1096

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Did not stop you from suckling my big breasts.........
    Normally I don't go for boobage either but I only did it because I knew how much you'd love me nursing on your ginormous titties. See, I'm just a caring kind of gal. Do you see what I do for you Beautiful Joe? :)
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    #1097

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:13 AM

    I want ginormous titties... :(
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    #1098

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:14 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Cup of Joe here for you. Full, and Delicious...

    EDIT2: Got to go and get little buddy ready for his nap... See you folks later...
    Haha, I was waiting on someone to say that!

    Later Beautiful Joe, talk to you in a bit
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    #1099

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I want ginormous titties... :(
    LMAO, no you don't Just, trust me... because then you'd have the wonderful folks of AMHD trying to pimp you out for your milk. That's what we did to Joe, we milk him several times a day for our dairy co-op. :p
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    #1100

    Mar 30, 2009, 11:16 AM

    Justy, first stop here, then we'll hit the road and visit Starby. Deal?

    Joe, I love your man boobs, they're hot!

    NM, I'd never smoke in front of the kids, it's my choice to smoke, not theirs, no reason they should suffer.

    Bear, I see you. :)

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