[Greg Quinn]

CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Nubrella - an umbrella you wear
The Nubrella, hands-free and usefull....50 bucks to walk across the street holding a coffee in one hand and what ever else you need the other hand for...LOL

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I would love to see that thing in action during 40km an hour winds.

[startover22]

Ya, I know.
For 50 bucks, these would be great at the Football games though! College and my sons, I may have to buy two tickets to sit down in my row though! LOL

[magprob]

One 50 mile an hour wind and thunk! Off goes your head. "Hey, what's that up in the road... ahead?

[startover22]

Maybe for you guys, but I am way stronger than that... Don't you remember I am a tough cookie? LOL

[Curlyben]

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Fried Eggs
And Spam


Cos I can ;)

[magprob]

I'll have what he's having. And make it snappy!

[startover22]

OMG Ben running into you more than once in a day is plenty thank you... :)




EDIT:::::::::::::::
OK, I feel bad for saying that... Damn
I am such a weenie...

[magprob]

Ben is management. He has to do a walk through to make sure we are in accordance with the law... you know... wearing pasties and not serving to minors.

[startover22]

LOL, you
You better hide better Mag

[magprob]

I have the two most important things I need to be a great consultant.
Grey hair and hemorrhoids.
The grey hair makes me look distinguished-
The hemorrhoids make me look concerned.

[startover22]

LMAO, that is great to know Mag... :rolleyes:

[rpg219]

Okay... I am blonde with hemorrhoids... does that make me appear dingily concerned? Hahaha

[magprob]

He must have been watching reruns of The Flying Nun? They still show it in Brazil you know.


Priest carried aloft by balloons missing
Fund-raising stunt goes awry, but supporters hopeful
The Associated Press
Updated 2:48 p.m. MT, Mon. April. 21, 2008
SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.

Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.

He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials, according to the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.

[startover22]

I just read up on this... LOL, hope he is OK!:)
And I hope he had fun!

[magprob]

Bank of Canada lowers target for overnight rate to 3%

By Kate Gibson
Last update: 9:07 a.m. EDT April 22, 2008Print RSS Disable Live Quotes

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- The Bank of Canada on Tuesday said it is lowering its target for the overnight rate by 50 basis points to 3%, with the bank projecting a "deeper and more protracted slowdown in the U.S. economy." The bank forecast the Canadian economic would grow by 1.4% this year, and 2.4% in 2009

Sorry Canada but the New World, Banking Elites have us all by the Chick Peas. America has given them the strength and power to manipulate the world. The common American wants no part of this but if we don't pay them the tax, we go to jail.
"Oh the times they are a-changin."

[startover22]

Mag, not sure if you saw this one yet...

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a
Woman... neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The most quick way to double your money is to fold
It and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
By reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest
Of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out
For themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
That comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
Back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot
Easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
So good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
Hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you
Stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
Paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to
Go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything
Either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without
Getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you
About aging is that it is such a nice change from
Being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how
Splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
With sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's
Called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
You won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

[shatteredsoul]

Wow Start, great post, I loved every word of it... Good Morning my friend.

HEllo all, Happy hump day...

[startover22]

Oh geeze, HUMP DAY!
Magatory, I can't wait to see what you ad to this one...

[shatteredsoul]

Well its WEDNESDAY, the middle of the week so we are getting over the "hump" nothing inappropriate.. sheesh! Get your mind out the gutter START! Hahaha..
I can't wait to see what MAG says either..
HI EVERYONE!!

[Chery]

OH, I remember celebrating HUMPNIGHT at the Officer's Club. It was such fun, eating Ribeye steak, baked potato, and corn on the cob, then dancing to my favorite DJ. It made the remainder of the week easier to go through.

And now, I stay at home and get to watch my favorite Sci-Fi shows because they all come on on Wednesdays. What more can a girl ask for..

Yeah, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Andromeda.
I usually wind up dreaming of Richard Dean Anderson or Kevin Sorbo.. Ha Ha, you 'gals' can envy me anytime!

Oh, hi Mag.. how are you doing? Hope we didn't distract you too much...