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    #1021

    Sep 12, 2009, 06:51 AM

    You don't keep "Rod" as a pet... you SQUISH Rod with a shoe!
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    #1022

    Sep 12, 2009, 07:05 AM

    She is out on the patio now with her halloween costume on. he has a selection of food stuff,seemingly 'rod is so funny'!

    Well I suppose it could be worse,she could be out dealing crack and robbing cars.

    I think 8 year olds should have pet daddy long legs and wear their halloween costumes,in September...
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    #1023

    Sep 12, 2009, 07:08 AM

    Yea know I don't even remember the last time I even laughed. Well I just did after reading your last post Red. Thank You!
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    #1024

    Sep 12, 2009, 07:10 AM

    Haha Adam, same here.
    Sorry Red but that is one strange girl.. I ran screaming from spiders when I was her age :eek:
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    Sep 12, 2009, 07:22 AM

    She's is afraid of spiders,but not daddy long legs,she has a book on them,I don't know she's just strange.

    She also likes digging holes in the back garden.. ah,she's a nice kid,gives us plenty of material to make fun of her when she's 16!
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    #1026

    Sep 12, 2009, 07:29 AM

    Haha, start video taping it all for her birthday video :D

    Kids are great once they get past the diaper stage :p
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    Sep 12, 2009, 07:37 AM

    It's Gameday you AMHDers... kill em' all, let the paramedics sort em' out! :cool:

    M - I - Z - Z - O - U!!
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    #1028

    Sep 12, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Redhed, I am now picturing an 8 year old in a Halloween costume (it keeps going through various styles) dealing crack while her accomplice known only as Rod Longlegs empties their cars. It isn't going well because no one really wants to buy sidewalks and Rod can't reach the doors.

    Go Vols!!
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    #1029

    Sep 12, 2009, 08:24 AM

    Hahaha thank you Cat for that great mental image :D
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    #1030

    Sep 12, 2009, 08:37 AM
    You're welcome. :D
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    #1031

    Sep 12, 2009, 09:40 AM

    KC, what are you talking about by the way?
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    Sep 12, 2009, 09:41 AM

    I am happy to announce the marriage of rod (still alive) and an earth worm yet to be named... may they be happy and live another 3 to 4 hours in bliss.

    The ceremony was proformed by ciara (my daughter) and witnesed by a two dogs.

    I suspect a funeral by 7 ish.
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    #1033

    Sep 12, 2009, 09:42 AM

    It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan... aka MIZZOU

    Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.
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    Sep 12, 2009, 09:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan...aka MIZZOU

    Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.

    If you can't bring your passion to the castle were all doomed... DOOMED I SAY!
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    #1035

    Sep 12, 2009, 09:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan...aka MIZZOU

    Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.
    I had a feeling you were talking about football. I love football but only pro. I couldn't tell you one thing about college football except I hear IU really sucks and they are in my town but I am not going to like them just for that.

    Are you a pro footballer guy to KC? Please say yes.
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    Sep 12, 2009, 09:52 AM

    I love the Chiefs... LOVE em'!
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    Sep 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i am happy to announce the marriage of rod (still alive) and an earth worm yet to be named...may they be happy and live another 3 to 4 hours in bliss.

    the ceremony was proformed by ciara (my daughter) and witnesed by a two dogs.

    i suspect a funeral by 7 ish.
    Hmmm... to congratulate the... um... couple or to send condolences at 8ish. :confused:
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    #1038

    Sep 12, 2009, 10:01 AM

    I'm a huge Colt's fan I can't wait for them to face the Jags. Should be interesting with the new changes to both teams.

    Are you ready for the Kansas vs. Baltimore game?
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    #1039

    Sep 12, 2009, 10:10 AM

    Todd Haley has gone a little crazy lately hasn't he?
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    Sep 12, 2009, 10:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Hmmm...to congratulate the...um...couple or to send condolences at 8ish. :confused:
    I'll kick in a few dollars for a universal gift...

    Perhaps flowers would be best, that way we only have to send one gift for both occasions :D
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