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Mar 29, 2009, 02:27 PM
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I got to run, time to clean, cook, other stuff. A moms work is never done. ;)
Later kids, be good.
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Mar 29, 2009, 03:18 PM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
We all Lub you too NM ;)
M, did you forget to memo me on this 'new plan?':eek:
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Mar 29, 2009, 03:28 PM
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k...
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Mar 29, 2009, 03:39 PM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
We all Lub you too NM ;)
Awww, I feel al warm inside... ;)
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Mar 29, 2009, 03:42 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
M, did you forget to memo me on this 'new plan?':eek:
Ok, so I gets no lub from you Stringer? :(
Well, I lub you anyway. :rolleyes:
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Mar 29, 2009, 05:38 PM
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 Originally Posted by nikosmom
Ok, so I gets no lub from you Stringer?? :(
Well, I lub you anyway. :rolleyes:
*Sniff* Ok... I will pour out ma widdle heart to you... ready... NO?... *sniff* *sniff*
But... but... *sniff* sniff*... *snort*... I was ready to let out all my distresses of me tortured widdle heart... it's so sad... :(:( And... and how... how I gave me heart so readily... and how... how *sniff*... it was thrown against the wall and stepped on and stuck with a pitchfork... and...
But *sniff *sniff* *snort*... you don't even care... you are just like all of 'um... yes, you are... (a big)... *SNIFF* - *SNIFF* (Stringer slowly turns around, head down and takes small steps away from another that he thought couda, maybe, shouda... loved him... he needs to be loved desperately... but he will just force himself to hold his head up high... )... (so his nose doesn't run... )... anutter woman has abused him... sad...
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Mar 29, 2009, 05:40 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
*Sniff* Ok...I will pour out ma widdle heart to ya....ready...NO?...*sniff* *sniff*
But.........but........*sniff* sniff* I was ready to let out all my distresses of me tortured widdle heart....it's so sad.....:(:(
S'okay, come 'ere and lay your weary head upon m' bosom... (y'all get yer mind out of the gutter)
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Mar 29, 2009, 05:50 PM
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 Originally Posted by nikosmom
S'okay, come 'ere and lay your weary head upon m' bosom... (y'all get yer mind outta the gutter)
See world... do you seeeeee... once again, tricked, is there no woman... that can be trusted... why... why can't they be compassionate and caring like us gentleman..? Such cruel, cruel hearts they have... "Cold as ICE... so very sad... *sniff*...
Listen... I hear sad music... it sounds like... like angels... yeah... angels... look closely they have tears in their eyes... how sad they are for widdle me... :(
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Mar 29, 2009, 05:53 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
See world...do ya seeeeee.....once agian, tricked, is there no woman ......that can be trusted...why...why can't they be compassionate and caring like us gentleman...??? Such cruel, cruel hearts they have..."Cold as ICE....so very sad...*sniff*....
I was trying to comfort you! :confused:
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:03 PM
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 Originally Posted by nikosmom
I was trying to comfort ya! :confused:
*Sniff*... *snort*... *snorty*... ya said me mind was in the gutter... don't cha know that words... hurt..?
(Stringer again turns to walk away... slowly... once again... lonely... and... and with deep pain in his broken heart... all he wanted was to be loved... he never... no never... broke a girls heart... :()
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:09 PM
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I'll be outside on the patio... I can try to pull me self together there by me self... again... *sniff* It's getting dark now and I can try to not... *sniff*... think about it...
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:12 PM
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So long now... take care, be safe, nad... and... don't even worry 'bout me feelin's... it's all right... really... (sigh... )
Bye for now...
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:19 PM
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 Originally Posted by Stringer
*Sniff*....*snort*....*snorty*....ya said me mind was in the gutter...don't cha know that words...hurt...?????????
(Stringer again turns to walk away.....slowly...once again.....lonely ...and.....and with deep pain in his broken heart......all he wanted was to be loved....he never...no never...broke a girls heart.....:()
Come back here you big lug! I was talking about the others' minds being in the gutter! Now stop all that sniveling and wipe your eyes.
We need some more testoterone in here, geesh! :rolleyes:
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:22 PM
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 Originally Posted by nikosmom
I was talking about the others' minds being in the gutter!
We need some more testoterone in here, geesh! :rolleyes:
And who may you be referring to:rolleyes:
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:28 PM
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 Originally Posted by friend4u178
And who may you be referring to:rolleyes:
Alty.
Tee hee :p
But thanks for showing up M... Hope you brought a couple liters of testosterone for Stringer... he's a mess
Wait, am I alone with the boys? :)
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:31 PM
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Your safe wth us NM ;)
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:35 PM
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So while String's getting himself together... er... how YOU doing? So do you come here often?
::NM bats her eyelashes::
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:43 PM
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Stringer will be fine NM , he's a strong man being the sheriff and all :cool:
I'm just checking in and out at the Mo' as I'm home alone... may have to stay around for a while , its hard to turn down the advances of a pretty woman ;)
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:49 PM
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Awwww, ::blushes::
But you know I've had my eye on you ever since you I saw those irresistible puppy-dog eyes.
I knew I'd start breakin' you down eventually! Yessss!
All I got to do is rub your belly and you'll start droolin' and you're mine!
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Mar 29, 2009, 06:54 PM
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Is that stringer standing there in the dark?. With his head down... watching as once again someone betrays him... SIGH...
How you doing M... got any spare stuff? You know that testy stuff.
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