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ordinaryguy · Apr 7, 2009, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Boy the joys of being single is really turning into a battle of the sexes.

I don't think it really has anything to do with gender. I'm sure gay and lesbian couples that live together have all the same issues. It's the neat freaks versus the slobs.

Justwantfair · Apr 7, 2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by redhed35

1.i dont have to sleep on the wet patch!

That too me way too long to get...

starbuck8 · Apr 7, 2009, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Romefalls19

The hair products kill me! I like things put away neatly. So maybe the woman on here can explain a few things to me.

1. When you take off your shoes, why is it so hard to put them back into the closet? They have friends there, they like it there, I promise.

2. How many different hair products are needed? I mean, hair spray, hair gel, hair gel for curls, hair gel for frizz, hair gel for the Monday of the third month and 4 week of the year! Come ON!

3. How many different types of make up need to be applied daily? I sometimes wonder if my fiance actually has a face.

4. Why is it that guys can shower, get dressed, watch a TV show and be ready to go, before your hair is even done?

Did you not read how men and women shower? :p

My shoes actually stay wherever I take them off, but I can do that because I live alone now, and trust me it's going to stay that way. :D

Now, this next one made me laugh. What is the average length of most mens hair?. and a girls? My hair is down to the middle of my back. It takes 10 minutes just to wash it and put conditioner in. If I didn't do that, you wouldn't want to see the amount of hair that would be in that drain. Also, I don't want a migrane by the time I've combed it out if it isn't conditioned. Then a lot of us have to put in a color protector, or we would be spending more money going to get it colored or get highlights more often. Then there is the facial scrub so we can get whatever makeup was on before, off. Then we're at shaving the legs. That takes 5 minutes at the least, unless we want our legs bleeding all over the floor! Now we can finally use the soap or shower gel.

Then out of the shower and try and comb through all of that hair. Then all of those products you guys talk about. If we didn't use these, it would take us even longer to get ready. It makes it easier to style, and keeps it from hanging in our faces, or flying all over the place and all over you guys. Then we have to put on lotion, and a face moisturizer so we don't have bags under our eyes, or lines on our face earlier than necessary. Then it's time to to your face! Some foundation with SPF, maybe some eyeliner or a bit of eyeshadow, mascara, a little bronzer, lip stick, lip gloss.

Okay, now it's time to dry and style our hair. Now depending on where you want to take us, this can take a short time or a very long time. Also, it depends on the type of hair we have. Me, well my hair is bone straight and fine. If I want it to do anything at all with it, I need volumizer, and some gel or mousse. Then some scrunching spray if I just want to scrunch it dry. That is the most quick way. It's a whole different story if I want it straight, or curly that day. Then maybe we can get dressed! This again will depend on where you are taking us!

Tired yet? Us too! :p

But you guys would not want it any other way just to get out of the door faster ALL of the time. Trust me, you wouldn't. You guys should thank us for making you wait! We do it for you you know! :D

Ps: There are a bunch of things I left out too!

mudweiser · Apr 7, 2009, 09:24 AM

This post has definitely brightened my spirit.

MRS.S

zeeniee · Apr 7, 2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by kctiger

Bathroom clutter is right! I don't know how many freaking hair utensils it takes to make your hair look good...hair dryer, curling iron, hair straightener...am I missing anything (and of course they must all be plugged in and going at the same time)?? The 80 different lotions, hair chemical bottles and such everywhere...AHHHH

Well KC, We do have fab technology these days you know eg:

you can get your hair relaxed or curlyed up at the salon= no hair products, no hair utensils, just ONE hairdryer- a quick blast of 5 minutes and its all done lol.

starbuck8 · Apr 7, 2009, 10:47 AM

Has anyone ever seen any of the movie stars or singers without hair and makeup? Eeeekkkk! There are so many of them that you wouldn't even recognise!

(Hi Zee :))

Justwantfair · Apr 7, 2009, 10:49 AM

That's me.

Kristin Kreuk without make-up.

kctiger · Apr 7, 2009, 10:54 AM

Sorry ladies... some guys are just so good looking naturally that make up would flat out be an insult...

Of course, there are certain women that have that ability as well ;)

mudweiser · Apr 7, 2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by starbuck8

Has anyone ever seen any of the movie stars or singers without hair and makeup? Eeeekkkk!! There are so many of them that you wouldn't even recognise!

I think that's great for the people that try so hard to be like them [and to remind us that celebrities are people too].

I don't remember who said this but she said something amongst the lines of "I looked on the cover of a magazine and I said to myself 'I wish I looked like her'- and it was me."

MRS.S

liz28 · Apr 7, 2009, 11:43 AM

I would add that I can sleep as wild as I want and don't have to worry about hearing complaints about my snoring.

I forgot to add that I would be able to watch Lifetime all I want on the big TV even when a game is on.

mudweiser · Apr 7, 2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by liz28

I would add that I can sleep as wild as I want and don't have to worry about hearing complaints about my snoring.

Aww you snore? I drool when I'm really tired.

MRS.S

liz28 · Apr 7, 2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

Aww you snore? I drool when I'm really tired.

MRS.S

Yeah and when I am really tired, forget about it.

Justwantfair · Apr 7, 2009, 11:53 AM

I have to say that it's nice to sleep in a bed without crusty 20 layer thick, feeling like sandpaper feet, rubbing up and down my smooth calves. UGH.

mudweiser · Apr 7, 2009, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I have to say that it's nice to sleep in a bed without crusty 20 layer thick, feeling like sandpaper feet, rubbing up and down my smooth calves. UGH.

Haha- what about the farting? I believe no one posted anything about the farting yet..

MRS.S

Justwantfair · Apr 7, 2009, 12:27 PM

::hides head::

I am worse than my partner.

liz28 · Apr 7, 2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by mudweiser

haha- what about the farting? I believe no one posted anything about the farting yet..

MRS.S

Or the burping. You can let it all out.

kctiger · Apr 7, 2009, 12:34 PM

You gals sure do know how to turn a guy on...

Justwantfair · Apr 7, 2009, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by kctiger

You gals sure do know how to turn a guy on...

:o:o:o:o

I may have cured my addiction in one post.

I will never be able to show my screen name in public again.

mudweiser · Apr 7, 2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by kctiger

You gals sure do know how to turn a guy on...

I thought guys like it when a girl was comfortable... :p

MRS.S

redhed35 · Apr 7, 2009, 01:34 PM

I have a friend,she's a good roundy type of a woman,brown hair blues eyes pale skin.. I think she is attractive, and yet when she's goes out for a night on the tiles,its fake tan (dark oak kind of a colour) brown contact lenses,hair extenstions,push up bra,tummy tuck jeans,fake nails,5 inch heels and a whole lot of attitude..

I asked her why? Who are you doing this for?

If her answer was because it made her feel good,well,fair enough.. but she said men don't like the natural look..

I think she's wrong,natural is good.Not hairy back natural! But,you know what I mean.