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    #921

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?
    Can I be your vocalist? Or at least a back-up singer? I've always kind of wanted to sing in a band.
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    #922

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    can i be your vocalist? or at least a back-up singer? I've always kinda wanted to sing in a band.
    Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

    Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

    Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)
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    #923

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Um, how am I going to play an accordion naked?
    America wants to know.
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    #924

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Now where is that silly Aussie? Haven't seen him in days! Where did he go?
    The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

    Sigh.

    M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction? Say it isn't so! :(
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    #925

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:58 PM

    Alty, that's chuck's instrument, just be lucky you got the tuba! Haha well since Alty and I are now the singers, I guess you can fight Chuck for the accordion hheath. I like Heathen Heather. Hahaha
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    #926

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

    Sigh.

    M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction?! Say it isn't so! :(

    I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me! I'll even swoon.
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    #927

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    america wants to know.
    Will pictures suffice, or will you come to our first gig? :)

    I actually had to quite the accordion (oh shucky darn) because my chest got too big and I needed a bigger one (which was a few thousand dollars) so my parents decided that since I didn't really like it anyway, I could quite.

    Playing nakie with a small accordion is hazardous to the nipples. Ask Heath about the nipples. She knows. :)
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    #928

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me!! I'll even swoon.
    I'd swoon. M is a handsome man.

    That should bring him round. :)
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    #929

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:01 PM

    She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!
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    #930

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:07 PM

    Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:
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    #931

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:
    Welcome to the age of 18!

    Want to know more? ;)
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    #932

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:24 PM

    A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(
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    #933

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

    Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

    Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)
    No problem with any of those things.

    I don't think I have the musical talent to play an accordion, however. I can sing, but I've never really been able to learn an instrument beyond a few basic songs. Part of it is an inability to read sheet music.
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    #934

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:35 PM

    Ah! Music! I can play a little guitar... a tiny one finger play with piano and a little recorder :o
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    #935

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(
    Good choice Unky.

    You're young. You have your whole life to figure things out. You have so many things to explore, to learn, to learn from, to avoid, to embrace. The world is in your hands, just don't squeeze too tight. :)

    I don't think I have to worry about you. You have a good head on your shoulders, you're a smart, motivated, very mature man. Just do one thing for me. Okay? Every once in a while, do something a little bit stupid. Nothing big. Nothing dangerous. Nothing that you don't feel comfortable doing. Just a little something to add to the memory book. Okay?
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    #936

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!
    Nah, no fake nipples needed. Just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.
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    #937

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    nah, no fake nipples needed. just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.
    :eek:

    OUCH! :eek:
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    #938

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(
    I agree. Not in the fun way.
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    #939

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:47 PM

    Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)
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    #940

    Jun 20, 2010, 10:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)
    Unky, if you ever have a moment when you think something is bad, that you shouldn't do it, just hear my voice.

    On second thought, that's probably a bad idea. ;)

    Oh no. I can't type anymore. Something is wrong with the keys! It's not me. It's the keys. I swear it.

    Any posts from Alty written after this may not be readable. Alty is not responsible for her actions. It's the evil Alty taking control.

    See, I'm not a good role model. ;)

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