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    #901

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:48 PM

    ... I got... a New York ad.

    ... IS IT WATCHING ME?!
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    #902

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oh Hay-Zuess, get that thing out of here! I have one for some build your own kingdom.
    The kingdom ad is on the first page for me. Must have something to do with it being a castle thread. ;)

    Did you notice that there are now ads for home earache remedies in J's thread, because we were talking about Kits grandson having an earache.

    They're watching us! They see everything! :eek:

    Alty afraid.
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    #903

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...I got...a new york ad.

    ...IS IT WATCHING ME?!?!?
    Yes, it's watching you! It's watching all of us! It's reading our... dare I say it... I'm afraid to say it... ahhhh... it's reading our... shhh... posts! :eek: :eek:
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    #904

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:51 PM

    ... now it's talking about insurance... and it has a picture of a car wreck.

    ... It knows my life!!
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    #905

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:52 PM

    The kingdom building ad is enticing.

    No more bullies.
    No need to farm.
    Improved graphics.
    More fun! Free forever!
    Play now!

    There's a button that says "play now"

    I must push the button. The computer is telling me to push the button. Must... push... pretty... button!
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    #906

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ...now it's talking about insurance...and it has a picture of a car wreck.

    ...It knows my life!!!
    I don't see that ad.

    It's reading your mind!

    Quick, put on a tinfoil hat and hide in the closet! They're coming to get us! We must act fast! :eek:
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    #907

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Oh god it's learning!!
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    #908

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:54 PM

    Um...

    ... can someone... get rid of her... from our gene pool?

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ex-492552.html

    OK thanks bye.
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    #909

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    oh god it's learning!!!
    Nooooo!!

    But that was just a movie!

    Computers can't think. They can't learn. They can't... Ahhhhhh! My monitor just blacked out! My mouse is stuck. It froze!

    It's listening! :eek:

    Sneezy, hold me, I'm afraid.

    Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)
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    #910

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:56 PM

    I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.
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    #911

    Jul 27, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)
    D... did... did you... did you just call me binky?!
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    #912

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    um...

    ...can someone...get rid of her...from our gene pool?

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ex-492552.html

    ok thanks bye.
    Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.

    Why?

    At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!

    Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!
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    #913

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    D...did...did you...did you just call me binky?!?
    Yes.

    Why?

    No likey?
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    #914

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.
    Push the button!

    I dare you to push the button!

    Do it! Do it! Do it!

    Peer pressure is hard over the internet. :(
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    #915

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:04 PM

    V card, I love that.
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    #916

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Yes.

    Why?

    No likey?
    It's... so bizarre. You... are NOT the first person to call me that today... or the second, for that matter.
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    Jul 27, 2010, 09:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    It's...so bizarre. You...are NOT the first person to call me that today...or the second, for that matter.
    Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)
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    #918

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:06 PM

    She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.
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    #919

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    V card, I love that.
    That would be Sneezy's fault.

    His hip 24 year old venacular has rubbed off on me. Then he acts all surprised when I say something like V-card, or bomb diggity, or foshizzle.

    What can I say, my mind is like a sponge, I soak this shyt up! ;)
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    #920

    Jul 27, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)
    Not true! They... y'know... kinda sort of like me.

    ... This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.

    Yeah, so... I should go to bed. NIGHT!
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