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    #901

    Jun 20, 2010, 07:54 PM

    Haha Chuck you can be big daddy, Dad you can be Junior and bear unfortunately you get the spook. You guessed it sister Alty can be Mary with the Cherry. I'll be your guyses biggest fan/groupie. We know Alty plays the accordion, Chuck plays the guitar if I remember correctly, bear you get the synthesizer, and Dad, what do you want? I get the finger clappers.
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    #902

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Haha Chuck you can be big daddy, Dad you can be Junior and bear unfortunately you get the spook. You guessed it sister Alty can be Mary with the Cherry. I'll be your guyses biggest fan/groupie. We know Alty plays the accordion, Chuck plays the guitar if I remember correctly, bear you get the synthesizer, and Dad, what do you want? I get the finger clappers.
    We do not discuss the accordion! I deny everything! You can't prove it! It's a cool instrument. Shut up, it is too cool! :o :eek:

    I'm Mary with the cherry? Bella, whenever I'm forced (yes forced) to go to church the only prayer I say is that I won't burn to a crisp as soon as I cross the threshold. I don't go near the holy water, I'm sure it would burn.

    To make matters worse, the last time I went, it was for a funeral, in the Catholic church I used to go to when in school. It's huge, and the place was packed. I had a bad cough, and wouldn't you know it, I had a coughing fit right at the moment the priest asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence.

    I couldn't have stopped coughing if someone had put a gun to my head, and I think a few people wanted to.

    I ended up getting up and leaving. I felt so bad. It was a good friends fathers funeral.

    Afterwards, at the coffee and cake session, no one would come near me. My friend however thought it was hilarious. His father would have gotten a kick out of the fact that he got me into a church and that even then I couldn't behave. ;)

    It wasn't my fault. I even took cough medicine before we went. I think God just has it in for me. :(
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:03 PM

    Sorry no guitar, that is the wife, I acutally do play keyboard, trumpet, french horn and used to play a tuba. ( but all of the brass was before the asthma got me) But being married to a professional musician, I don't play much myself, sort of self conscience.
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:04 PM
    Well I do the "unchurch" bluejeans are dressed up, t-shirts are the norm.

    But then I do a lot of nursing home services also.
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:05 PM

    Oh chuck you HAVE to play the tuba. Yesss!! A Tuba AND an accordion, this is just too good.
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    #906

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:07 PM

    There is no accordion! We do not discuss the accordion! The accordion is taboo.

    Chuck, if you want to play something you don't have to blow in, I have a perfectly good accordion I could give you, and lessons. :)

    Ooops. Nothing to see here. There is no accordion! Look away.
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oh chuck you HAVE to play the tuba. Yesss!!! A Tuba AND an accordion, this is just too good.
    Grrrrr!

    The accordion was given to good will. Yes, that's it. It was given to the needy. Yup, that's right.

    Sadly, they brought it back the next day, said they weren't that desperate. :(
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    #908

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:09 PM

    Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Grrrrr!

    The accordion was given to good will. Yes, that's it. It was given to the needy. Yup, that's right.

    Sadly, they brought it back the next day, said they weren't that desperate. :(

    I was going to say I ain't ever been that needy!! LOL
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    #910

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?
    I think the boys should wear priest robes and we should wear habits.

    Or we could go nude, surrounded by an apple tree and a snake as our mascot.

    Too far? ;)
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    #911

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:16 PM

    Hahaha I call the apple tree. We could call ourselves "the Adam's and the Eve's" Nahh too "mama's and the poppa's".

    I don't care, as long as it's not burlap. Burlap does nothing for my complexion.
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    Jun 20, 2010, 08:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    Or we could go nude, surrounded by an apple tree and a snake as our mascot.

    Too far? ;)
    Darm, time for confession again after those thoughts
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    #913

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    darm, time for confession again after those thoughts
    Stick with me Chuck and you'll have to build a confessional in your house. ;)

    See why I don't go to church? I'd get struck by lightening in the parking lot. :eek: ;)
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    #914

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:39 PM

    Bella, I like the nude idea, mainly because I'm making Chuck go to confession because of it.

    I see you nakie with a big python around your neck.

    I think Synn should wear an apple thong (I don't know how we'll make it, I just think it fits the theme).

    I'll just go nude, with Cherry earrings, seeing as I'm "Mary with the Cherry". :)

    The boys will be our back up singers. I see them with little fig leafs.

    I can see the album cover now.

    Um, how am I going to play an accordion naked? OUCH!
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    #915

    Jun 20, 2010, 08:45 PM

    With duct tape and a full bottle of Tylenol! Hahaha Okay nakie sounds good. But I still need my nick name. I think Synnen should keep that name as well, it fits.
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    Jun 20, 2010, 09:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    With duct tape and a full bottle of Tylenol!! Hahaha Okay nakie sounds good. But I still need my nick name. I think Synnen should keep that name as well, it fits.
    Okay;

    Fr_Chuck (because it fits)
    Bear the sexy sinner.
    Mary with the Cherry
    Synnen (because it fits)
    Bella the snake charmer

    We need one more guy.

    M? Are you here M? We need a third man for our band.

    M the magnificent? Na. M the mayhem maker? Um. M the Mercenary? Giggle.

    We'll have to work on that. :)
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    Jun 20, 2010, 09:27 PM

    Haha M the mercenary. I like it. Or how about M the mercy maker? Does that work?
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    Jun 20, 2010, 09:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Haha M the mercenary. I like it. Or how about M the mercy maker? Does that work??
    Mercy! :)
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    #919

    Jun 20, 2010, 09:42 PM

    Now where is that silly Aussie? Haven't seen him in days! Where did he go?
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    Jun 20, 2010, 09:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    We do not discuss the accordion! I deny everything! You can't prove it! It's a cool instrument. Shut up, it is too cool! :o :eek:

    I'm Mary with the cherry? Bella, whenever I'm forced (yes forced) to go to church the only prayer I say is that I won't burn to a crisp as soon as I cross the threshold. I don't go near the holy water, I'm sure it would burn.

    To make matters worse, the last time I went, it was for a funeral, in the Catholic church I used to go to when in school. It's huge, and the place was packed. I had a bad cough, and wouldn't you know it, I had a coughing fit right at the moment the priest asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence.

    I couldn't have stopped coughing if someone had put a gun to my head, and I think a few people wanted to.

    I ended up getting up and leaving. I felt so bad. It was a good friends fathers funeral.

    Afterwards, at the coffee and cake session, no one would come near me. My friend however thought it was hilarious. His father would have gotten a kick out of the fact that he got me into a church and that even then I couldn't behave. ;)

    It wasn't my fault. I even took cough medicine before we went. I think God just has it in for me. :(
    I happen to think the accordion is an awesome instrument. That and the bagpipes are probably the hardest instruments to master.

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