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    #901

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:30 PM
    Boooooooo!. LMAO!
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    #902

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You make me giggle Bear. :p

    Did you really think you pulled one over on Alty? Poor wee Bear. :D
    Not pulling one over on you alty, its just you asked who benny was so I gave you a little background info was all :)
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    #903

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    stuck up for me? when, against who, nobody would want to hurt little ole me ;)
    Starby said she'd poo on your head, I told her she couldn't with only one feather.

    You see, I was looking out for my wee Bear Bum. I had your back and you stabbed me
    In mine. :(

    I'm so hurt, how can I go on? Sigh, the things I put up with. :(
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I don't want the milk Joe, just:) the comfort.

    Mmmmmmm, you're nice and warm, ::pushes NM away:: I want you all to myself. :cool:
    Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
    Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
    I'm going to have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby said she'd poo on your head, I told her she couldn't with only one feather.

    You see, I was looking out for my wee Bear Bum. I had your back and you stabbed me
    in mine. :(

    I'm so hurt, how can I go on? Sigh, the things I put up with. :(
    Oh yea, sorry, come hear and let me put a plaster on it and kiss it better, will that make everything all right again :)
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    #906

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:34 PM

    Okay, who's messing with my puter? Which one of you is doing that?

    Starby? Bear? I suspect it's one of you two. Fess up, I have ways of making you talk!

    Joe, did you accidentally spill breast milk on my keyboard?

    NM, did you spew, um, "stuff", on my puter?

    Who did it? Who?

    I must call the Sherriff, someone will be held accountable.
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    #907

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    not pulling one over on you alty, its just you asked who benny was so i gave you a little background info was all :)
    Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,. and of course Miss Biz?. on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
    Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
    I'm gonna have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:
    Don't want to share! Don't want to! Waaaaaaaa! Mine! All mine! :(
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    #909

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    NM, did you spew, um, "stuff", on my puter?
    Nope, I swallowed it. :D
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    #910

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Dagnabit Alty, you can't keep all of 'em to yourself! :mad:
    Give me boobas, a sausage butty, a Black Lab, or somebody! Geesh!
    I'm gonna have to just abduct M. That settles it. :rolleyes:
    BUSTED!! I see the former Ms. Gorkey is cheating! :eek:

    ... crap... I spelled my lastname wrong... hahaha!
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,...and of course Miss Biz?....on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!
    What was Casey anyway, male or female? I never could figure that out.

    Also, what happened to Casey and Finnegan, the new shows don't have them, there's a crow and a weird thing. Me no likey.

    Did Finnegan die? Don't tell me, I don't want to know. :(
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Do you know if cousin Bear has run into Casey and Finnegan,...and of course Miss Biz?....on the streets? I'm sure they are making good use of the tickle trunk. I'm pretty sure Casey was a transvestite!
    Sorry starby, me and benny haven't been in touch for a while because of... you know, but I wouldn't put it past my because to meet any and all sorts of people with the places he ends up in.
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    oh yea, sorry, come hear and let me put a plaster on it and kiss it better, will that make everything alright again :)
    Well, um, maybe. Can I trust you? Are you still working with the duck? Let me see your hands, now turn around slowly. Nice tushy! :D
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    Mar 27, 2009, 08:38 PM

    Going to grab a beer and a smoke, be right back.

    Continue...
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    #915

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    BUSTED!! I see the former Ms. Gorkey is cheating!! :eek:

    ...crap....I spelled my lastname wrong...hahaha!
    That's because you're an imposter!
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    #916

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What was Casey anyway, male or female? I never could figure that out.

    Also, what happened to Casey and Finnegan, the new shows don't have them, there's a crow and a weird thing. Me no likey.

    Did Finnegan die? Don't tell me, I don't wanna know. :(
    New shows? Uhhmmm... Mr. Dressup is dead!. likely of an overdose of things found in the Tickle Trunk. I'm pretty sure I've seen Finnegan sniffin around dumpsters, but he looks pretty straggely and skinny.
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    #917

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well, um, maybe. Can I trust you? Are you still working with the duck? Let me see your hands, now turn around slowly. Nice tushy! :D
    Hey... hey alty, I'm up here
    Since this is that sort of place I could be your YouTube - Private Dancer
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    #918

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    That's because you're an imposter!
    An imposter? I think not! They just spelled the name wrong on our official marriage documents. I think the ministers wife was drunk!
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    #919

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:47 PM

    Well now we know NM swallowed and Alty went for a cig...

    Starby how are you this evening.

    I am getting tired and have a busy weekend ahead... Have fun guys... and girls...

    Goodnight...
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    #920

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Well now we know NM swallowed and Alty went for a cig...

    Starby how are you this evening.

    I am getting tired and have a busy weekend ahead... Have fun guys... and girls....

    Goodnight...
    Lmao :D, night joe
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