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    #841

    May 6, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Plus that's just waste of a tasty treat. :mad:
    K, between just us girls...

    Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!
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    #842

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    :( What happened to my thread...

    P.S. What's a philly fake out?

    Sarah
    I will show you...
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    #843

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This thread has taken a whole new shape.

    I also have been known to use the "Philly fake out" method
    LMAO! You boys have been reading the urban dictionary. :D
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    #844

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM

    Ha, I've came between two girls before


    Sadly that is false
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    #845

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My neighbors kid once brought her vibrator downstairs and asked if he could take it to school for show and tell because it did neat stuff. :eek:
    Must have had beads.
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    #846

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    What about an angry pirate penguin?

    Pull her undies down to her ankles.

    She bends down and does 'the deed'

    You shoot in her eye.

    She jumps up, covers one eye going arrrr arrrr and waddles off.
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    #847

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    K, between just us girls...

    Tasty is not the word that comes to mind!
    Yummy then?
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    #848

    May 6, 2009, 08:16 AM
    I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"
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    #849

    May 6, 2009, 08:17 AM

    Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!
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    #850

    May 6, 2009, 08:17 AM

    You guys don't even need me around to be naughty, I've taught you all well. :)
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    #851

    May 6, 2009, 08:18 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Yummy then?
    If need be, I will be the experiment if you want to find the true word for this male treat... once again, open wide.
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    #852

    May 6, 2009, 08:19 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I'm from jersey, Philly is our backyard so I know what the Philly fake out it, also known as "the Houdini"
    Then you must know what the Philadelphia creampie is. :)
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    #853

    May 6, 2009, 08:20 AM

    Yes, and that is the only time I would ever condone violence
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    #854

    May 6, 2009, 08:20 AM

    Sarah doesn't like facials.

    Enough said.

    Sarah
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    #855

    May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM

    Sooooo subject change...




    Spits or swallows :p
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    #856

    May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Sarah doesn't like facials.

    Enough said.

    Sarah
    Not even at a spa? Sad. :(
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    #857

    May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Close the eyes, hold out the tongue . Nuff said, and it is a treat for both!
    I concurrrrr ;)
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    #858

    May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Just wait till kp gets here :p
    Oh I soooooooo don't think I'm gods gift to women... many more things id rather have massaged than my ego. Ill let the alpha males fight each other outside... ill just dance with their girls while they huff and puff.

    Then again, too many ladies have eventually tried to exchange me for something better... so maybe I'm the regifted gift? ;)
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    #859

    May 6, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    sooooo subject change....




    spits or swallows :p
    Should I feign innocence, or is it too late?
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    #860

    May 6, 2009, 08:22 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Not even at a spa? Sad. :(
    O.k I meant semen facials... haha


    Shaz: both.


    SaRAHHH`

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