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    #841

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby, don't you remember what happened last time, Sydney beat you, it was sad, you cried, sucked your thumb, it was pathetic.

    Maybe you should just read a book, I hear that Spot the dog is a good read. ;)

    ::running, running, running:: She's going to kill me!:eek:
    Awww don't pick on poor starby, she isn't heavy she's ma ducky :D
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    #842

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:50 PM

    Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

    I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah...

    Of course, Albear helped...
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    #843

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Well then Bear, I'll catch you tomorrow, and I will catch you, have no doubt. It's useless to resist, you will succumb in the end, they all do.

    Wow, I'm scaring myself a little bit. ;)
    To be continued... :D
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    #844

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    and Jane are good people okay!!...and I really like Sally....she's fun!!
    That's right, she is fun. Now sit here, eat your spinach and then you can watch Mr. Dressup. After that you have to wash your face, brush your teeth, put your jammies on and if you're good you can stay up for a while and sit with the grownups. Okay? :D

    Really going to die now! :eek:
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    #845

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:51 PM

    Later Bear!
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    #846

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

    I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....
    I can vouch for joe, he caught NM off guard if I'm not mistaken
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    #847

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    awww dont pick on poor starby, she aint heavy shes ma ducky :D
    LMAO! She's a heavy ducky!

    I have a death wish. :(
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    #848

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

    I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....

    Of course, Albear helped........
    Poor delusional Joe, we only let you think you're in charge, but really, not so much.

    You're married, ask your wife, she'll tell you. :D

    What the heck is wrong with me? I'm picking on everyone tonight! ;)
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    #849

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! She's a heavy ducky!

    I have a death wish. :(
    :eek: your going to bring the wrath of starby down upon you
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    #850

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:55 PM

    Alty, Stringy went to go eat some tuna casserole... left like 3 hrs ago, lol

    Believe me boys, I can handle any of ya's.
    Naughty Joe just caught me off guard but I'm ready for whatever 'comes' my way.
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    #851

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    :eek: your gonna bring the wrath of starby down upon you
    I'm not scared, she's just a wee duck, I'm a bunny, I'll kick butt! :)

    Also, I have a whip, and handcuffs, a taser, blindfolds, other things I can't mention in polite company.

    Polite company! LMAO! :p
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    #852

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Alty, Stringy went to go eat some tuna casserole... left like 3 hrs ago, lol

    Believe me boys, I can handle any of ya's.
    Naughty Joe just caught me off guard but I'm ready for whatever 'comes' my way.
    Even my sausage buttys :D?
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    #853

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    even my sausage buttys :D?
    Bring them on Bear, bring them on! :D
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    #854

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:57 PM

    You were not ready for albear's sausage though... Were you??

    But your always ready for my titties... Uhm, I need to say something right now...
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    #855

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    awww dont pick on poor starby, she aint heavy shes ma ducky :D
    It's a long long roooaaaaddd, with maannnyy awindin turns... that takes us to whoooo knoowsss wheeere... whooo knoooowwsss whereee!

    ... the Bear and the Duck are having a slow dance! :D
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    #856

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    You were not ready for albear's sausage though.... Were you???

    but your always ready for my titties.... Uhm, I need to say something right now....
    I think it pretty much speaks for itself :D
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    #857

    Mar 27, 2009, 07:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Naughty Joe took that picture of my favorite actress... I stopped and froze and started day dreaming. Then alty came back and said that NM was keeping all the men in line, when ha ha ha,

    I was the one keeping her in line. Oh Yeah.....

    Of course, Albear helped........
    Naughty Joe you weren't keeping anybody in line. It's all a guise. We women like to let you think you're running the show. But we all know the truth. You're under my spell.
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    #858

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    That's right, she is fun. Now sit here, eat your spinach and then you can watch Mr. Dressup. After that you have to wash your face, brush your teeth, put your jammies on and if you're good you can stay up for a while and sit with the grownups. Okay? :D

    Really going to die now! :eek:
    The Friendly Giant isn't going to be Friendly to you no more! Just wait till Jerome shows up at your door with Rusty! :eek:
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    #859

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    It's a long long roooaaaaddd, with maannnyy awindin turns....that takes us to whoooo knoowsss wheeere...whooo knoooowwsss whereee!!

    .....the Bear and the Duck are havin a slow dance!! :D
    Of course ill dance with you starby :)
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    #860

    Mar 27, 2009, 08:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    You were not ready for albear's sausage though.... Were you???

    but your always ready for my titties.... Uhm, I need to say something right now....
    I'll take on the sausage butty and wash it down with some of your milk. Yum. Yum.

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