[Chery]

Hi all you beautimus people... missed you, but been a little busy. Hope you can forgive me for not dropping in so often.

Getting ready to spend some more time with my grandson - going to teach him how to blow soap bubbles - can't wait!

Jaime just sent me an email and I think it's so cute that I want to share it with all of ya.

Until next time, TTFN.



Mother's Day reminds me I Owe My Mother


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the
middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're
not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an
accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't
exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get
stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are
cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running
to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a
barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you

[startover22]

I just got that same email... Loved it Chery, and I love you !

[friend4u178]

Hi Chery
Good to see you again , those a priceless :)

[Alty]

Priceless, funny and sadly true. Hi Chery, long time no talk. :)

[Stringer]

Hi Chery sweet... loved it, it was wonderful.
Stringer

[Handyman2007]

I was making reference to the original posters name "Jesushelper"

[Stringer]

I was making reference to the original posters name "Jesushelper"

An assumption... he's a great guy, and he does NOT push his beliefs on anyone.

[rpg219]

Chery... I am literally about to pee on myself here, lmao. I think I have heard all of those from my mom, lol.

Handyman... I am with the rest, you have lost me. We are a close group in this thread, and welcome newcomers (with the right attitude). In my opinion, you DO need OUR "Jesus" (don't get a big head, Joe, heehee) on your side considering He is the starter of this thread.

The rest of you wonderful peeps... yo! :D

[friend4u178]

An assumption.......he's a great guy, and he does NOT push his beliefs on anyone.

DITTO!!

[Stringer]

Chery...I am literally about to pee on myself here, lmao. I think I have heard all of those from my mom, lol.

Handyman...I am with the rest, you have lost me. We are a close group in this thread, and welcome newcomers (with the right attitude). IMHO, you DO need OUR "Jesus" (don't get a big head, Joe, heehee) on your side considering He is the starter of this thread.

The rest of you wonderful peeps..............yo! :D

"YO" BACK AT CHA SWEET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[startover22]

:D Bingo

[rpg219]

Omg omg omg omg omg

I caught STRINGER!! :D :p

How you doing dear?

[rpg219]

Family reunion? Just a few more to show, lol

OPPS!! Bad Rae! I vow to never double post again :)

[friend4u178]

:D Bingo

LOL... you trying to make people swear starty pants :)

[rpg219]

I love the bingo! Heehee

[startover22]

Hey you RP... reunion... LMAO
Friend I am a expert curser! You want to hear?

[Stringer]

I can bring the hot dogs and we can have a rip roaring "Swear" parteeeee!

[rpg219]

Yea, leave to the old ladies to know how to use the curse words the best :D

JUST KIDDING... hey stop throwing things at me! Heehee

[friend4u178]

I'm sure you are starty , I'll take your word for it :)

This should explain the Bingo comment to everyone...

How do you get 50 sweet little 80-year-old ladies to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

[Stringer]

I'm sure you are starty , I'll take your word for it :)

This should explain the Bingo comment to everyone............

How do you get 50 sweet little 80-year-old ladies to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

THAT is gospel... and very funny, I can picture it in my little mind... :eek: