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    #801

    Dec 29, 2008, 02:46 PM

    You're not a girl, you're a woman! ;)

    I made Starby cry, ten points for me. :)
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    #802

    Dec 29, 2008, 02:50 PM

    I wasn't crying I was buying time and plotting! Muaahahahaha!
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    #803

    Dec 29, 2008, 02:55 PM

    Starby is evil, me likey! :)
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    #804

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:04 PM

    You better watch out... you better not cry... you better not pout... I'm telling you why... Evil Starby's coming to towwwnnn!

    Oh... gotta watch Oprah! All about doggies! Oops... I'm evil Starby! I'm not suppose to like doggies! I'll put reindeer antlers on them and make them pull my sled! Muahahahaha!
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    #805

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:11 PM

    Hey Grinch, no reindeer antlers on dogs, it's wrong! ;)

    Go watch Oprah, I'll be here waiting. Sigh, I'm so bored. Anyone else here? Starby is leaving me all alone. Waaaaaaa! :(

    Oh look, beer! I'm okay now. ;)
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    #806

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:17 PM

    You have to watch it! This is just too cute!
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    #807

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:17 PM

    Don't want to, can't make me! Waaaaa!
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    #808

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:18 PM

    :p :p :p :p :p

    But... but... they have a yellow Lab who has white tiger cubs!
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    #809

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:26 PM

    Nope, not going to do it. No way! Just say no!
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    #810

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:30 PM

    There is a greyhound with only two left legs, and runs around like crazy! And the woman that owns the smallest dog in the world. (4" tall) I swear she is our Rebby girls twin sister!

    You know you waaannaaaa! Dare you... dare you... double dog dare you!
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    #811

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:31 PM

    Give me money, then I'll watch. ;)
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    #812

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:38 PM

    The cheque is in the mail! Big... Big... HUGE cheque! You can bathe in the money... roll in it... swim in it... throw it in the air with an evil laugh... sleep in it... make a salad out of it!
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    #813

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:41 PM

    Salad? Really? Yuck! ;)

    I'll buy new boots, I need new boots. Black leather boots with heels, then I can be taller than everyone else. Muwahahahahaha!

    Not buying the old "cheques in the mail" gag. I have paypal, send cash! ;)
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    #814

    Dec 29, 2008, 03:50 PM

    No can do... company policy! I own the place you know! How would this look to the investors? I would be accepting a bribe from a hungover woman! Hahahahaha!



    Did you miss this? You said you were in a mood!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/4...py-296215.html

    Uhmm, yeah... you might not want to watch the last 20 minutes or so of Oprah... if you actually do!
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    #815

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    There is a greyhound with only two left legs, and runs around like crazy! And the woman that owns the smallest dog in the world. (4" tall) I swear she is our Rebby girls twin sister!!

    You know ya waaannaaaa!! Dare ya....dare ya...double dog dare ya!!
    Hey Starby!! Who told? I try to keep twin under wraps! :eek: She reminds me of the Duckster, always causing mischief. I never let her near my bike but hey, she may have turned over a new leaf, if she owns a little doggy now and is being a good girl. Time will tell!! :cool:
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    #816

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:05 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Salad? Really? Yuck! ;)

    I'll buy new boots, I need new boots. Black leather boots with heels, then I can be taller than everyone else. Muwahahahahaha!

    Not buying the old "cheques in the mail" gag. I have paypal, send cash! ;)
    I want to see the boots Alty!! Show pics. :p
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    #817

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:14 AM

    You remind me of cheese I like cheese.
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    #818

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:37 AM

    I'm lactose intolerant.

    ... cheese gives me pain.
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    #819

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:39 AM

    So my little friend Sneezy, you aren't saying I give you pain, right?? LOL Grrrrrrhhhhhh Well, this cheesester can't spell tonight.
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    #820

    Dec 30, 2008, 12:40 AM
    magprob likes cheese!! Now your talkin'!! :)

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