Ask Experts Questions for FREE Help !
Ask
Page 41 of 76 « First < 2136414661 > Last»
    ISneezeFunny's Avatar
    ISneezeFunny Posts: 4,175, Reputation: 821
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #801

    Jul 1, 2008, 08:51 PM
    What's... going on in here?!
    friend4u178's Avatar
    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #802

    Jul 1, 2008, 08:52 PM
    Hey sneezy... you'll have to ask these crazy girls :D
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #803

    Jul 1, 2008, 08:53 PM
    I'm soooo sorry, but Duckman make me do it! ;)

    YouTube - Queer Duck
    ISneezeFunny's Avatar
    ISneezeFunny Posts: 4,175, Reputation: 821
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #804

    Jul 1, 2008, 08:54 PM
    Hey friend! Duck... mj... what?!
    ISneezeFunny's Avatar
    ISneezeFunny Posts: 4,175, Reputation: 821
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #805

    Jul 1, 2008, 08:58 PM
    Oh, just wanted to brag...

    Pictures from my new apartment:

    Name: IMG_0602 small.jpg Views: 22 Size: 45.6 KB

    Name: IMG_0605 small.jpg Views: 23 Size: 48.9 KB
    KalFour's Avatar
    KalFour Posts: 332, Reputation: 46
    Full Member
    		  
    #806

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:03 PM
    I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

    They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #807

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:03 PM
    Niiiice! I love the courtyard! I would be spending a whole lot ot time out there Sneezy!
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #808

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:04 PM
    Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued...

    Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep...
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #809

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KalFour
    I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

    They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P
    They are trying to B'BQ me Kal... heeeelllppp me! We can take them on! Uhmmm... we can right?
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #810

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued..........

    Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep.......
    Does it really? Holy cow! Why? She was asking for advice?!

    G'nite String Man... get a good sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
    Stringer's Avatar
    Stringer Posts: 3,733, Reputation: 770
    Business Expert
    		  
    #811

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Does it really?? Holy cow! Why?? She was asking for advice?!!
    I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

    Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you... Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah... sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK... yep a duck leg.
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #812

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer
    I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

    Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you.........Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah...sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK....yep a duck leg.

    Yes, you're right... it's gone! I don't understand the politics here I guess. I don't think that was fair. She honestly wanted opinions. She wasn't trying to start an argument and she deliberately left out names to protect who the message was from. I guess we really have to mind our P's and Q's, even though we are on here to try and give rational and helpful advice to those that are in need of it. Although it might not always be helpful, or taken, I thought this was a site for help and differing opinions!

    EDIT: And I assumed member discusions was just that... discusions!
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #813

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:18 PM
    Hey Stringer... I can wiggle through handcuffs! Give me my leg back... thankyou my dear! :D
    KalFour's Avatar
    KalFour Posts: 332, Reputation: 46
    Full Member
    		  
    #814

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:20 PM
    Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

    And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P
    KalFour's Avatar
    KalFour Posts: 332, Reputation: 46
    Full Member
    		  
    #815

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KalFour
    Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

    And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P

    My bad. These would probably work:
    Attached Images
     
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #816

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:32 PM
    I wiggled out Kal... I've got the perps tied up in the west wing in the dungeon now! They won't be able to DUCK out... they need to SIMMER down! ;)
    theguywithnolife's Avatar
    theguywithnolife Posts: 82, Reputation: 10
    Junior Member
    		  
    #817

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey Guy, Oatmeal cookies huh? Well, I can see where the writers block could come in, I mean, oatmeal cookies, how much attacking can they do? Now, chocolate chip, that's a whole other story.
    Well the Block is coming from the fact that I really have no plot, And oatmeal cookies can be evil, since they are oatmealish.. they should be healthy but since their in a cookie their not..

    Idk where I'm going with it yet, But I'm going to acutally put a serious effort into it. Its just something to do While I waste away Summer or I get a call a call back for hopefully a jOb interview
    friend4u178's Avatar
    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #818

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Well seeing as the theme for the day is "Ducks" why not a duck joke...

    A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."


    The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"


    "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.


    "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.


    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.


    The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.


    The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


    Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.


    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, "$150.00!" "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


    The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00."
    starbuck8's Avatar
    starbuck8 Posts: 3,128, Reputation: 734
    Gone, But Not Forgotten
    		  
    #819

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:39 PM
    Boooooo... ohhh... booooo... LMAO! Get back to the dungeon Duckman! LOL!

    EDIT: Pretty Fireworks! I'll be baaaccckkk!
    friend4u178's Avatar
    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
    Ultra Member
    		  
    #820

    Jul 1, 2008, 09:40 PM
    A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
    The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
    And the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"
Not your question? Ask your question View similar questions
 
Page 41 of 76 « First < 2136414661 > Last»

Question Tools Search this Question
Search this Question:

Advanced Search


Check out some similar questions!

Economic gloom and doom? [ 36 Answers ]

John Lott, the author of Freedomnomics notes that in 2000, when we were in a recession, a Nexis search on the possibility of a recession from July through September yielded 1388 stories. In March this year the same search found 3,166 stories. Why do I bring this up? The main stream media...

Alty's Daycare [ 1474 Answers ]

Hey all, here's our new Daycare. Come on in, grab a chair, watch where you step because all the pets from Starby's daycare have been relocated here. If you see chocolate on the floor, please refrain from eating it, there are bunny's everywhere and well, those aren't chocolate. ;) There's...

Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all. [ 1501 Answers ]

Greetings and welcome to Alty's Pub, your after hours spot to unwind and have a pint.:) So pull up a stool, relax and order a drink. The sky's the limit and anything goes (with the drinks that is).:p Would you like a Beer, in a glass or in the bottle? How about a fancy drink with a little...

DOOM 3 Main Menu Song [ 1 Answers ]

Do you know the name of the song that plays on Doom3's Main Menu with great guitar PLEASE HELP

Blue screen of doom [ 2 Answers ]

hi all I have just built a PC from scraich and I am having problems with the os (WIndows XP Pro) its installs fine with new nforce drivers for the HDD but then when it asks to reboot to finish the install it just goes into a cycle of windows boot up blue screen witch I get to see for about 2...

View more questions Search