[retsoksirhc]

Are you sure she wasn't just being funny? Because if I were a woman, I would say that and think it was hilarious. Actually, it would probably be more like "Abstinence? Hmm...is that a pill or a cream?"

Edit: I guess I wouldn't have to be a woman, now that I think about it. Damn you, sexism!

[ISneezeFunny]

... how... old... is she?

[Alty]

She's 20, and believe me, she wasn't joking. Like I said, I love her lots, raised her for the first 2 years of her life, even though I was only 16 when she was born. But, she was holding the door when God was passing out the brains. It's sad, really sad.

[ISneezeFunny]

... she cute?

[Alty]

SNEEZY! Yes, she's cute, actually she's gorgeous.

Not to boast, but she looks allot like I did when I was her age, it's scary. No brains and beautiful, not a good combo.

[ISneezeFunny]

... hm.

... she single?

[Alty]

SNEEZY! What am I going to do with you?

Nope, she's not single, but I'm sure it won't last long. I really like the guy she's dating, but he's very ambitious, very intelligent and very good looking. She is lazy, not very bright and good looking. Sooner or later I think he'll get bored with her. Oh, she's also very clingy and needy, all in all, not someone I would set up with a friend. You can do better Sneezy, trust me. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Wow... point taken.

[Alty]

Aw Sneezy, it's for your own good, really.

You are a bright young man with a great future ahead of you, you don't need a lead weight tied to your ankle.

Stick with HC, smart, pretty, ambitious, outgoing, in other words, perfect! :)

Oh and notice I said that I wouldn't set a friend up with my cousin. That was my way of letting you know that I consider you a friend. Okay, sappy moment, hug. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Hugs.

I appreciate that. It seems as if I have multiple aunts here (you, starby, wonderchick) to constantly look out for me. I feel loved. :)

[Da Bigchamp]

To true.

Hey DMC, we are so hijacking this thread. Join me in Sneezy's kleenex box and we can chat some more.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ox-207202.html

Cool, now I'm Run DMC.

[Alty]

You are loved sweetie. And as an honorary Aunt I feel the need to protect you, so don't get mad when I do, it's for your own good, one day you'll thank me. Tough love. ;)

And know that I would have absolutely no problem setting you up with someone that I thought was worthy of you, not a moments hesitation. :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Hey dbc.

... where's resty?

[Alty]

Cool, now I'm Run DMC.

I love it. From now on you are Run DMC, sad that you remember them. ;)

Welcome DMC. Sneezy runs this place, it's our third location, we love to gab.

[Da Bigchamp]

It's Trickay, how is it B, it's tri tri tri tri here we go. It's tricky to rock o rhyme to rock o rhyme that's right on time it's trickay.

[Alty]

hey dbc.

...where's resty?

Looks like he left without saying goodbye. Naughty kid, 100 lashes for Resty. ;) :p :D

[Alty]

DBC, I feel young again. Go Run DMC, they rock! Oooh, I jumped up and I think I broke my hip (kidding). :)

[Da Bigchamp]

I met this little girlie, her hair was kind of curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said It's not that easy

[Da Bigchamp]

Woot, enough rockin and rhymin for tonight. If you liked it, I'm here all week

[Alty]

You are 19 going on 30, to cute. ;)

So DBC, what are your plans for the weekend? Anything exciting? Remember, I'm living vicariously through all you younguns, so make it good. :)