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    #721

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Barney?...Andy wants you to go git him some sammiches!! Don't hit Aunt B on your way out of Mayberry!
    Smart a**y young wipper snapper... Barney ! I mean Deputy! Where are ya?
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    #722

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:11 PM

    Ok....lights OUT !!! The Sheriff is going to go to bed now...

    I set all the alarms... don't make a move or the automatic system will a start shooting! And I electrified the bars and the doors to yer cells too...
    Good night... seriously...
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    #723

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:13 PM

    This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

    I want what you allo on.
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    #724

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:14 PM

    Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!
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    #725

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:17 PM

    Quick... get a match Deputy... put it under that piece of paper that, that DUCKIE has...

    I sleep wit one eye open you villain!!
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    #726

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Come a little bit closer and let me look....shhhh...here....take the file...stick it in yer boot! Sneak back to yer cell and I'll pass ya a note!
    Thanks for the file, starby! :)
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    #727

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

    I want what ya allo on.
    Ya ain't seen nuttin yet sweetie!! Ya need to get your badge and uniform... it's a pretty 'snappy' one too...
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    #728

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Where the heck is my Main Deputy...DEPUTY!!!! Ya at dat bar again??????
    See what you get when you pay peanuts?? :eek:
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    #729

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Thanks for the file, starby! :)
    Ain't going to do you now good KID... I got it on video... yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts...
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    #730

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    This is the dang nabbit crazziest jail I ever did see,

    I want what ya allo on.
    I'm free and high on air!! :D
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    #731

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    See what you get when you pay peanuts?!?! :eek:
    OOOOooooooooo...wait until he a reads this one... run, run very fast...
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    #732

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ain't gonna do ya now good KID...I got it on video...yep we're pretty modern 'round these parts....
    Really? How come I had to swim across a moat?
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    #733

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I'm free and high on air!!!! :D
    Shhhhhhhh! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!
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    #734

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Achemm. I do declare that I, Ms Ducky von Starburg, am going to officially run for the office of the mayor in loungetown. I shall make it my mission as Mayor Duck, to make this town a cleaner and better place for all. I shall work on funding for better meals in our cells, and more time in the jailyard. This is just my rough draft, and I shall bring order to this prison. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and his Deputy's will be run out of town. I have a team of people working on this as we speak. Sir Bo and Sir Luke Duke, and their legal assistant, Miss Daisy May, will have the papers filed by dawn. We shall then have a hostile take over of Boss Hoggs prison!
    Oooowwwwww... please DUCKIE... when you clears yer throat like that... cover yer mouth... please!. I need a hankie now please.
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    #735

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Really?! How come I had to swim across a moat?!
    Nnnnoooooooo... that was at the old castle... see the DUCK is lyin' ta you again...

    Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....
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    #736

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Shhhhhhhh!! You're not suppose to tell the Sheriff we have AIR!!
    That kind of 'AIR' I can smell for a half mile!! OOoooWwwwEEEEEEE (o_o)
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    #737

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Nnnnoooooooo...that wa at the old castle...see the DUCK is lyin' ta ya again.....

    Want to be a Deputy...I'll give ya a raise...?.(crosses fingers) Yep...I sure will....
    Don't listen to him Cloughy! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!
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    #738

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:29 PM

    Deputy... did you put the 'stuff' in der water? That's the only way that we will get any sleep you know...
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    #739

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Don't listen to him Cloughy!! I saw him, and he has his fingers crossed behind his back! Ducks don't lie! When have you ever heard of a lyin DUCK?? Now that's just silly! I call Quackity Quack Quack on that theory! I'm no Quackin liar!
    Quick... give her a drink! Shhhh it will be ALL better in the morning sweetie...
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    #740

    Mar 13, 2009, 11:32 PM

    The new order has already slipped the Deputy's a mickey! They are all off to zzzzzzzzz land! Baaahahahaha!
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