[ISneezeFunny]

Hellooo starbs.

First on the agenda if I ever go visit canada... is to take a hammer to your puter.

[starbuck8]

Is it a BIG HAMMER?? LOL!. I need a really big one!

[ISneezeFunny]

Let's go with ball peen hammer.

... 3am. Time for this little piggy to hit the hay and count the dollar bills.

... I stopped counting sheep. Every time they jumped a fence, a wolf ate them.

[starbuck8]

Thanks Sneezy! Just part of who I am and have always been I guess. I love guns, love shooting, love hunting (but only deer - not ducks!!!.....sounds like the plucked duck might be carrying a weapon herself since she said she is sitting in a tree with a scope. Scary thought. Who gave her the potion that turns her from the Sweet Starby into that ornery duckster!!!????? I love fishing also....went yesterday and do I ever have the excuses for not catching anything.........the wind was up, water was choppy, the water level is much higher from all the flood rains, the cows were all laying down..........I should have known to just go home.......you know, if the cows are standing up eating, good fishing, if they are laying down, may as well go home. I told my nephew that when I took him fishing. That was a jaw-dripping moment for that little guy who had never even roasted a hot dog out side and we did that also, down by the water. :) I had a good one on the line but didn't set the hook good enough and lost that one! The cows were right!!!

P.S. I do prepare the catch or kill and do not waste it. That is a huge NO NO in my book!!! Too much beauty out there.......must be responsible!

Hey wait, this is the sanitarium!!! I forgot....................I forgot...........I forgot...............I drank the water with the little pill and am getting dozy............! I better not take a shot now or I will have to get Alty and see how she got out of trouble when she almost.........you know...........almost did someone in............!

Uhmmm... Rebby?. did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing?. Why are there cows in the water?? :rolleyes:... does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down?. they are still going to sink!! :eek:... did you nephews jaw drop because he thought... Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!. cows can't swim!. Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma?. I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass?. maybe that's why you didn't catch any?. do you have lures BIG enough for cows?. how do you scale a cow??

[starbuck8]

let's go with ball peen hammer.

...3am. time for this little piggy to hit the hay and count the dollar bills.

...I stopped counting sheep. Everytime they jumped a fence, a wolf ate them.

Pigs... cows... sheep... fish?. Okay, give me my PILL!

I'll have what Rebby's having! :D

[jrebel7]

haha

rebby, when'd you start riding? and did you have to convince your parents to let you ride a bike?

As you know, I bought a gsx-r 750 earlier...to my mother's dismay (I don't blame her...she lost her brother when she was younger to a motorcycle accident), then sold it.

I really want a cbr rr 1000...but...I'm not so sure she'll be too happy.

Hey there Sneezy! Rebound effect on the little white pills... actually, went to bed and it was so cold in the house, had to get up and adjust air temp so checked the thread!! My brother had motorcycles most of my life... he is eight years older than I. He rode a big white "Indian Chief". They quit making them for awhile but started up again about five years ago maybe, not sure... anyway... when I was 14, my dad asked me if I would like to have a motorcycle. Are you kiddin' me?? I had been putting a piece of cardboard on my bicycle spokes for years with a clothes pin to make it sound a tiny bit like a bike... LOL Way before your time Mr Sneezy!! Anway... I digress... of course I said a resounding YES!! Dad said a guy had two so let's go look at them and see which one I wanted. The man had taken them in as payment for work done on a man's car. One was a little cushman type and then there was this cute little Honda 50 Sport, five speed, four stroke engine RED and I fell in love with it. Took it right then and there. I learned to ride it in our front lawn then in an 11 acre field across from our house. I would ride from the time I got in from school until dark... rode in the snow, rain, heat, whatever. I was always getting grounded for my "tone of voice" but after I would ride, all my cares would go away and I was a sweet kid. Hardly ever got grounded after that! LOL

I got stopped by cops all the time, "Do you have a license to drive that little girl?" Grrrrhhhh! YEPPER! When the helmet law went into effect here, they had some helmets that were available for purchase through the school. I was one of the first to get one. Rarely wore it. Anyone who rides, knows the feeling of the air through their hair and on their face, can't be compared to wearing a helmet... takes some of the freedom away, however, when I was in college, I did get hit by a truck. My friend riding with me wore my helmet and I did not wear one. I slid down the street on my back, thinking "CHIN TO CHEST" "CHIN TO CHEST"!! My parents were out of town so my brother had to go to the hospital with us... scared them all to death. We both were injured but had my friend not had on my helmet, she could have really been hurt. Her head hit the side of the truck. My foot got messed up, we were sort of in shock. A man came over and gave me his business card, said he had called the cops, and would testify for me if need be as he saw the whole thing. Anyway, had the bike fixed, got a Harley Davidson later but it was not a low rider and just too much bike for me. If you have looked in Member Photos, you have seen my black Rebel! I wanted a Shadow but ended up with the Rebel. It is a good bike for in town but not a good highway bike but I do ride in on the highway. It goes fast enough but just feels like it is going to lift off the ground, especially in a cross wind. (I still have my little Honda Sport-the clutch plate is stuck so not running at the present time). I will clip a pic of me on my little Red Honda... I think I was 16 at the time of this photo... EONS ago just after the dinosaurs roamed the earth!! :p :p :p




(I am very sorry for your mother's loss of her brother. Too many bikers do lose their lives and many times because other driver's think a bike can stop on a dime and don't realize, they need to respect them as much as a car or truck.)

You know, Angel, better known as "The Deputy" is nice enough to allow me to keep the Rebel in my cell... it is sort of like my security blanket!!

[jrebel7]

Uhmmm...............Rebby?..................did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing??.....................Why are there cows in the water????:rolleyes: .........................does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down????............................they are still going to sink!!!!! :eek: .........................did you nephews jaw drop because he thought...................Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!!!......................cows can't swim!!.........................Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma??................I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass???.................maybe that's why you didn't catch any??.......................do you have lures BIG enough for cows???..........................how do you scale a cow???

Hey there little Starby!! Silly little girl, the cows aren't in the water. The cows are in the pasture land that we see on our way to the lake, river, dam, etc. and the fish are in the water... hmmmm, well, given that it is now 3:45 a.m. and I am not much good after 1:30 a.m. the cows might be in the water and the fish may be grazing in the grass... interesting concept! I might have more luck catching fish in the pasture come to think about it. Hey have you ever gone "noodlin?" You are such a daring young thing, I bet you have. NOT ME!! :eek: :eek: :eek: My nephews already call Auntie Rebby, "Aunt Phoebe"... if that tells you anything if you have seen reruns of "Friends". LOL I should have never told that secret but maybe by morning all my post will be lost in the rush of morning posts! LOL

Quick Starby, help me catch the cows before they go under the water... they really don't swim very well. Do you have any life jackets big enough for them? What about ducks, where are they, still hiding in trees with scopes?? Hmmmmmmmmmm?? :eek:

We have funny grass in Oklahoma... I did tell you that story about the college car pool, didn't I? If not, next call... remind me... another one similar to the drug store story. Well, enough of this... right? I will have you laughing so hard you will fall out of that tree! Night night! The house has warmed up a bit so I think I can sleep. I had my can of Mt. Dew so I am nice and sleepy now!!

[starbuck8]

I loved reading your story Rebby, as I always do! I like your cutie little pose you have on your bike! One hot... well warm... little biker chick! Now you're a Hot Biker Chick! :D

I'm a little scared of bikes myself. Not of the bike, but like you mentioned, the other drivers that don't respect people riding a bike. My Uncle and his (then) wife, were almost killed too on my Dad's Honda, when I was young. They lost the bike on gravel though. It was spring, and the first nice day, and the city hadn't yet cleaned the roads of the gravel they had put down for the ice and snow. They rounded a sharp corner and lost control. My Uncle was in traction in the hospital for six months, and now has steel plates and pins everywhere in his body.

When I was about 15, my sister and I were at the mall, and met up with a friend we knew from school. We noticed him because he was wearing a tux. He had just gotten his Grad Pics taken. We were talking to him, and he took us out to the parking lot to see what his parents had bought him for a graduation present. It was a brand new bike! (not sure, but I think it was also a Honda of some sort) He told me and my sister that he would take us for a ride! Although we both really wanted to go, neither one of us wanted to be left alone standing at the mall. We told Darwin we would take the bus instead, and meet him downtown, because our friends were down there, and then we would each go for a ride. Well we were riding the bus, and all these ambulances and police cars were screaming by us, and we wondered what was going on. We got downtown, and there was Darwin in pieces all over the road. (sorry for the graphics of that) A truck ran a red, and hit him broadside and sent him flying. Dead before he even knew what hit him.

So, I'm a little leary (or should I say scared to death) of bikes for that reason. Two of my ex's (A&N ;) ) had bikes, and would always get ticked off at me because I wouldn't go riding with them. I did once, just around the city with "N", and I was probably more of a danger to him driving, because I was shaking so hard I was distracting him, and squeezing the air out of him. Either that or he was getting really excited because I was shaking so bad the bike was vibrating! LOL!! ;)

So yeah, I'm a liiiittttllle bit terrified of being on a bike! I would like to have the "hair blowin in the wind" feeling... but I opt to be stuck in a fibreglass box with wheels! :p :D

[starbuck8]

Hey there little Starby!!! Silly little girl, the cows aren't in the water. The cows are in the pasture land that we see on our way to the lake, river, dam, etc., and the fish are in the water.....hmmmm, well, given that it is now 3:45 a.m. and I am not much good after 1:30 a.m., the cows might be in the water and the fish may be grazing in the grass....interesting concept! I might have more luck catching fish in the pasture come to think about it. Hey have you ever gone "noodlin?" You are such a daring young thing, I bet you have. NOT ME!!! :eek: My nephews already call Auntie Rebby, "Aunt Phoebe"..............if that tells you anything if you have seen reruns of "Friends". LOL I should have never told that secret but maybe by morning all my post will be lost in the rush of morning posts! LOL

Quick Starby, help me catch the cows before they go under the water....they really don't swim very well. Do you have any life jackets big enough for them? What about ducks, where are they, still hiding in trees with scopes???? Hmmmmmmmmmm??????????

We have funny grass in Oklahoma.......I did tell you that story about the college car pool, didn't I? If not, next call.....remind me.......another one similar to the drug store story. Well, enough of this............................right? I will have you laughing so hard you will fall out of that tree! Night night! The house has warmed up a bit so I think I can sleep. I had my can of Mt. Dew so I am nice and sleepy now!!!!!!!!!

ROFLAMO, AUNT PHEOBE!! HAHAHAHA!

Maybe if we go to "cows r us" in the morn, we can find some reeeeeaaallllyyyy big life jackets for the poor little things. I shop at "Ducks r Us", so I really don't know. I can swim well, so I've never had to buy a life vest. They do have a nice line of sunblock though, since I don't have any feathers left!! :rolleyes:

Funny grass? Just what kind of funny grass do you have there? Hmmmm... cows in water... fish in the pasture... pools in cars... hmmmmm... sounds like some funny grass to me! :eek: :p

What the... is noodlin? LMAO!. still... LMAO!! Maybe I have and I just don't know it??

Oh yes we need to talk again soon Rebby my Girl... hahaha! I need to hear those stories!. I can't stop laughing!. You are so funny!! :D

[Unknown008]

Will be back soon after biology tuition. We're studying natural selection in genetics. I'm still backwards, but not much time to greet you all properly. Have some quotes, actually 'bout 7 to reply. C U LATER!!

[bigbird213]

As you know, I bought a gsx-r 750 earlier...to my mother's dismay (I don't blame her...she lost her brother when she was younger to a motorcycle accident), then sold it.

Odd you say that. I have my enduro now but am seriously considering getting a gsx-r or something similar and will have to do a lot of convincing. My mom lost her brother when he was about 23 I think in a motorcycle accident. She didn't want me getting the dirt bike, the street bike will be even tougher.

[ISneezeFunny]

Yeahhh... not sure about Connecticut, but... with downtown atlanta traffic, driving in a hummer's even dangerous... imagine a crotch rocket going 90 mph...

[bigbird213]

I think the biggest part she wasn't keen on was me taking it from CT to NJ for school and back. Figured it wuold save gas, and make the trip quicker (I didn't tell her that part ;))

[Stringer]

Uhmmm...............Rebby?..................did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing??.....................Why are there cows in the water????:rolleyes: .........................does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down????............................they are still going to sink!!!!! :eek: .........................did you nephews jaw drop because he thought...................Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!!!......................cows can't swim!!.........................Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma??................I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass???.................maybe that's why you didn't catch any??.......................do you have lures BIG enough for cows???..........................how do you scale a cow???

Wow...

[Alty]

For Starby;



Go duck go! :)

[Alty]

For Rebbie;



Swimming cows. :D

[Alty]

For Biggie and Sneezy;



Be careful, as an underwriter I've seen way too many motorcycle deaths.

[Alty]

Stringer, do you have a wish? :)

[startover22]

Yep me also.....I have a shooting range about 1/2 mile from me and I go whenever I get a chance. Love shooting, made sharpshooter in the USAF...

Awsome! :eek: That is really awsome, thanks for sharing that Stringer!

Good morning everyone!! :)

[Alty]

Morning Starty pants. How are you sweets? :)