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    #661

    Sep 7, 2009, 11:59 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by firmbeliever View Post
    Dont worry Cats, you are not alone.
    Brings out the smart aleck in me...

    I'll see your C++ and raise you a D-
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    #662

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    You guys have NO IDEA how ignorant your last two posts made me feel.
    You didn't understand 'ok then' :D
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    #663

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Brings out the smart aleck in me...

    I'll see your C++ and raise you a D-
    You should do stand up :rolleyes:
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    #664

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    you didnt understand 'ok then' :D
    The smiley threw me.
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    #665

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:01 PM

    I'm starting to get confused no.. Lol! I'm going to bed now. Bye everyone, Cya tomorrow! :)

    Unky out.
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    #666

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Well, Cats, I know nothing about C++ except that it's a game programming software. I was sort of asking what to use. Bear is the specialist there :)
    Actually C++ is a programming language, the software would be visual studio :)

    Don't call me a specialist my ego's going to inflate :o


    OK, cya later unky, have a good one, sorry if I wasn't much help to you :(
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    #667

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    The smiley threw me.
    Isn't it always the way
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    #668

    Sep 7, 2009, 12:13 PM
    G'night Unky.

    You must be getting close to expert, Bear. You confused the guy who asked the question. That's how we roll.
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    #669

    Sep 7, 2009, 01:29 PM

    I'm fine with just being bear, besides I don't really have a specific field of expertease :)

    (sorry for the delay cats )
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    #670

    Sep 7, 2009, 01:52 PM

    Goodnight unky...

    Have not spent much time in the castle today.. the boards have been interesting..

    I'm falling down on my bar tending duties...

    Note to self.. must do better!
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    #671

    Sep 7, 2009, 01:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    goodnight unky...

    have not spent much time in the castle today..the boards have been interesting..

    im falling down on my bar tending duties...

    note to self..must do better!
    Yes you must,I've been wait for a pint for hours :D
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    #672

    Sep 7, 2009, 01:56 PM

    One pint coming up!

    Smoke?

    So,bear, know any good jokes?
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    #673

    Sep 7, 2009, 01:58 PM

    Don't smoke :)

    Can't think of any at the moment, why did you have one in mind?
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    #674

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:01 PM

    Fair enough,do you mind if I do?

    None come to mind,no clean ones come to mind..

    There's always the classics.
    What do you call a monkey that has fallen out of a tree?

    Dead.

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    What green and red and goes 100mph?

    A frog in a blender.
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    #675

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:03 PM

    No animals were harmed in the telling of these jokes.
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    #676

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    no animals were harmed in the telling of these jokes.
    Apart from ole sticky :(

    Lol thanks red needed a smile :)
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    #677

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:20 PM

    I have story,happened in kilkenny 2 years ago,

    A nurse was coming off her nightshift and went into the garage where she normally went.

    She got to the counter and the guy said to her.

    Hey,you going home?

    (they knew each other only by sight she was a regular customer)

    He continued to ask her questions.
    Are you on your own?
    Are you waiting for someone?
    Are you picking up someone?

    She was becoming increasingly alarmed by his line of questions.

    He said don't move,stay talking,someone has just gotten into the back of your car.

    The guards were called and a man was arrested.he had a knife.

    Lucky escape.

    It's the stuff of urban legends,but this one happened.
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    #678

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:22 PM
    A HA! Jokes!

    A blond walks in to a bar

    OUCH!

    Edit: talk about the worst possible joke to post right after red's story
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    #679

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:24 PM

    Gah Cats you brought the rain my way!

    Well it was good while it lasted. I love the rain anyway-- my little one and I can go splash in the puddles after din din.

    Speaking of which.. Tonight I'm making Lamb chops with mashed potatoes [gravy too] with corn on the cob :)

    Haha...

    I can hear the pounds packing..

    Side note: Rachel has been accident free all day. It's day 3 of potty training :)

    Sarah
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    #680

    Sep 7, 2009, 02:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i have story,happened in kilkenny 2 years ago,

    a nurse was coming off her nightshift and went into the garage where she normally went.

    she got to the counter and the guy said to her.

    hey,you going home?

    (they knew each other only by sight she was a regular customer)

    he continued to ask her questions.
    are you on your own?
    are you waiting for someone?
    are you picking up someone?

    she was becoming increasingly alarmed by his line of questions.

    he said dont move,stay talking,someone has just gotten into the back of your car.

    the guards were called and a man was arrested.he had a knife.

    lucky escape.

    its the stuff of urban legends,but this one happened.
    I heard about that, not sure where from, but kudos to the guy who kept her talking :)
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