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    #621

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:52 PM

    They all find me...
    At least that means they're leaving me alone. ;)
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    #622

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

    EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.
    Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:
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    Jul 28, 2009, 09:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:
    And I'm the naughty one. :rolleyes:
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    #624

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

    EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.
    No. I ate more than plenty.

    I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

    YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

    I wasn't here because I got sick.

    Real sick.

    Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

    -- But gosh darn it... it was WORTH it.

    Sarah
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    Jul 28, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    No. I ate more than plenty.

    I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

    YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

    I wasn't here because I got sick.

    Real sick.

    Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

    -- But gosh darn it ... it was WORTH it.

    Sarah
    Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)
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    #626

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:55 PM

    I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

    *yawn*


    I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape... but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

    FOOL!
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    #627

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:56 PM
    I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>
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    Jul 28, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

    *yawn*


    I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape...but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

    FOOL!
    I only run if I'm being chased. The person chasing has to have a knife. If there's no knife then why bother running?

    Guns don't matter, he could be good enough to shoot a moving target, so no need to run.

    I've given this a lot of thought. :D
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    #629

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)
    ... secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

    Maybe.

    I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

    Sarah
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    #630

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>
    Om nom nom nom. :D

    Damnit, now I'm hungry. :(

    You guys suck!
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    #631

    Jul 28, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ...secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater........... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

    Maybe.

    I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

    Sarah
    They're already dead when they're being cooked, might as well eat them. ;)

    That didn't sound good. :o
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    #632

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:00 PM

    Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

    Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/
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    #633

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:00 PM

    Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

    Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

    Night... ZZZzzz.
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    #634

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:00 PM

    Night Helper!
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    #635

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:02 PM

    GOOD NIGHT :)

    Torri.

    I LOVE TO RUN [from the cops]


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    #636

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

    Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/
    Even if my tummy responded to running, I wouldn't run.

    Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.

    In fact, if someone with a knife chased me and I ran, he'd never catch me because he'd be on the floor belly laughing.

    He's the only one who'll be getting a tummy workout.

    Oh, also, I'm a klutz. Really! I hurt myself at least 5 times a day. It's pathetic. Can you imagine what would happen if I ran? Someone may die. It could be me! :eek:
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    #637

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:03 PM

    So much innuendo (no don't alty) on that last page , but I'm going to play it cool and not touch it :cool:
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    #638

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

    Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

    Night... ZZZzzz.
    Traveling Joe?

    Where are you going?

    Can I come?

    I'll bring food. :)

    Poo, he's gone.

    Night Joe.
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    #639

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:04 PM

    The cops never chase me. :(

    It's probably because I'm the most boring person ever. I hardly ever speed, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't have sex, I don't smack blind people, and I don't streak.


    I'm never going to get any po-po attention...
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    #640

    Jul 28, 2009, 10:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.
    LMAO!

    I haven't found a sports bra that will accommodate. I like my meaty status. I work it Yo.

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