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    #581

    Oct 17, 2008, 09:58 AM

    Must I defend her honor?

    She would never... nope never.
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    #582

    Oct 17, 2008, 10:04 AM

    I know my Starty girl is a good girl... but I think that is the first time that my puter freezing on me has given me a good laugh! LOL!

    ... and don't tell me you wouldn't have died to know if yours froze halfway through that sentence! LMAO!
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    #583

    Oct 17, 2008, 10:18 AM

    I am a man of high virtue, and I will always defend a lady's' honor.

    This badge gets very heavy sometimes though... as defending some of the others honor can be strenuous.

    But, I do have to admit that the timing of your computer was funny... are you sure that that thing hasn't been demonized? :)
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    #584

    Oct 17, 2008, 10:36 AM

    Demonized?. it's not my puter... I think someone has cursed ME! LMAO!

    Robbery's, Stalkers, TV, Phone connection, anything that is Electronic... Backed up sewer, Broken locks, Overflowing Washing Machine, Vehicle that starts when it wants to,. should I stop now?? LOLOL!
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    #585

    Oct 17, 2008, 10:43 AM

    Yes... there may be one more out there that hasn't noticed you as yet... Ooops... too late, I think it just did... LOL!
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    #586

    Oct 17, 2008, 11:00 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    He IS a pre-vert.

    ...wait, does that have anything to do with him not being able to stand up properly...or is that the premature version of pervert?
    Sneezy, that was a joke that I absolutely enjoyed! But my imagination went to only being able to crawl on the ground. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a 'vert' as mine hurts like heck most of the time and I wish someone would just rip it out.. Anyone seen Freddie lately?
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    #587

    Oct 17, 2008, 01:26 PM
    DrJizzle.. looks like you could use a Pampered Chef catalog to search for the right spatula, or get one custom-made.

    Chicky.. I just love pumpkin pie, even pumpkin bread. My aunt used to make pickled pumpkin slices and they tasted better than any other pickles. And apple pie with vanilla ice cream is always a winner (except for cherries).

    Starby, I just be you bought out the store in green apple and vanilla candles - I promise I'll always be with you in spirit - you know that, my love. I'm sending that good for nothing brother of your's a good kick, so if he walks funny try not the laugh your a$$ off. He really deserves more and I'm certain that he will eventually pay for the crap he pulls off.

    Yes Stringer, there are three of us sisters who love you (2 like a brother and 1 as your Momma C) - and are lucky, really lucky, that we got the chance to get to know each other.

    Speaking of sisters, does anyone have Allbear's email - send her a message to email me please as I promised her a puzzle too. OOPS, Sorry honey, forgot you are a guy, but still part of my little family!

    Friend.. (yup, we do need a nice nickname for you) it would be more fun for you to play your own music, get your own groupies and new boobs to sign - that's what makes life exciting. Well, at least for you guys...

    Spydy... with some males, you have to take a long time to have your way with them until you finally find that brain - I bet that's just what they like - the prolonged trip you have to take to get there... It sounds like a pre-arranged plan to get what they want - but they like keeping all 8 boots on and I used to love watching their toes curl, darn it. I'm proud of you for getting clean - and believe me alcohol is the absolute worst!

    As for friend's name, how about FB for FriendlyBear or FlyB (short version)- since I'm into the care bears right now? An hour has past as I feel asleep while typing - that's how I get my naps in.. In and out real fast... now my neck hurts and I think I just bit my tongue - darn it.

    Hi Unky... your just about as fast as that little mouse on TV... flighty little thing!

    Starby... that sounds like you are in another dimension with what those machines are doing to you.. maybe there's a way out - will have to do some research. Stringer, you could stand guard for her once in a while - with OrangeClean in one hand and a fly swatter in the other... I can just picture it now.. hahaha. After all, what's a big brother for?

    OK, going to post this before I nod out again. I want to get some rest, but not this way.. wow I really am crispy...

    So, I'll say good night for now and let you know how I survived tomorrow.
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    Oct 17, 2008, 02:02 PM

    I loved the 8 boots comment MommaC- I believe I will opt for the FlyB nickname- I like the fly part in the nickname- he might get caught in my web :)
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    #589

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chery View Post
    Speaking of sisters, does anyone have Allbear's email - send her a message to email me please as I promised her a puzzle too.
    Hi chery, are you talking about me? because... im a guy, :) lol
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    #590

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:44 PM

    Ouch albear... Got to go for a bit- I'll hop on later this evening!
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    #591

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    Hi chery, are you talking about me?, because....im a guy, :) lol
    We're in the CASTLE! Careful... you can be changed into anything! How the heck do you think I became a duck! :p... and Momma C Rules!
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    #592

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    We're in the CASTLE! Careful....you can be changed into anything!! How the heck do ya think I became a duck! :p.............and Momma C Rules!!
    Magic? either that or somebody had to become a duck and you drew the short straw :D
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    #593

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:53 PM

    ... or you got the shortest... because now yer a girl! LOL!
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    #594

    Oct 17, 2008, 02:58 PM

    Noooooo, I never knew anything about drawing straws let alone the consequences
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    #595

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:03 PM

    I've got a pretty red dress, some fish nets (not the ones yer thinkin) and some knock them dead high heels, that you can wear to our annual ball. Watch out for Stringer... he'll be the one winking at you in the corner! LMAO!
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    #596

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:08 PM

    Help! I need saving here, anybody, starbys scaring me, giving me evil grins. Lol
    Starby stop being so mean, :( what did I ever do to you
    What can I do to stop you
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    #597

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:16 PM

    Muwwaaahahahaha! Into the dungeon my sweet! No one here to save you!! Muwwaaahahahaha! Come here little girl... I've got candy!
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    #598

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:21 PM

    Nooooo I refuse, I remember being told to stay away from strange ducks offering you sweets, and especially the ones calling you 'my sweet' and 'little girl',
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    #599

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:26 PM

    Strange?. strange you say! Guards! Take her and dangle her head in the moat and let the crocodiles get a whiff, while I decide the punishment for this despicable behaviour!
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    #600

    Oct 17, 2008, 03:34 PM

    Lol again with the 'her',
    How can I stop this, I presume you want something to stop being mean to me.
    I know how about I show you the only pic of me on the desk, promise you'll like it :)
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