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    Feb 2, 2010, 05:13 PM
    Don, have you decided what soup you are bringing to my Soup-R-bowl party? It starts at 3 on Sunday!
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    #42

    Feb 2, 2010, 05:19 PM

    Hey all,

    Just in case I failed to mention it, we are in a family way this evening.

    We have two loaner toy people with us for the night.

    One is just turning two and the other will be 5 in March.

    I had to take a time out to help with the evening bath for the two boys. I cannot believe how much fun two ankle bitters can have in a bubble bath. It was literally refreshing albeit just a tad wet, but what do I care, I don't have to clean up the mess.

    Excuse me my Lady is saying something about a mop and clean-up in bathroom 2. Opps, I think I once again spoke to soon.
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    #43

    Feb 2, 2010, 05:25 PM
    J9,

    Lord knows I'm not a coward, after all I was raised in the Bronx, NY, but I do not think just hiding Hubby's ammo is sufficient.

    I know that the guy's from your neighborhood know how to use those sharp, pointy things that cause severe leaks in one's body when inserted with the intent to maim.

    I know this because I was also a neighbor to your North, Kentucky, for 15 years.

    As to Sunday, the Super Bowl coincides with Eli's 2nd birthday so I will be blowing horns and wearing silly hats and having a blast, while watching the game.
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    #44

    Feb 2, 2010, 07:12 PM

    For those of you who are curious as to how I'm making out on my groveling and begging plea:

    The private messages from women who think the idea is fine has climbed to a staggering number of ZERO (0).

    Couple that with the Ladies, and I do mean Ladies, on the forum side which is equally balanced at ZERO (0).

    And I think I'm starting to see a pattern here. Somewhere in the data is that ugly, complicated word "No".

    Darn, now I depressed as well as petulant and sulky.
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    #45

    Feb 3, 2010, 11:09 AM

    To all who have joined me in this fanciful journey to nowhere.

    I am no longer in trouble. I have been given permission to step out of the bad behavior corner and step into the sunlight.
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    #46

    Feb 4, 2010, 12:53 PM
    I am no longer in trouble. I have been given permission to step out of the bad behavior corner and step into the sunlight.
    And your going to fall for that old trick? I highly suggest you stay where you are, and look around intently, it's a set up!!

    Trust me that's not sun tan lotion she is giving you!

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