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    #561

    Jun 11, 2009, 05:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    What ?!?!?! There will be H*LL to pay here, these girls are demons....Lightning will strike 'um down...blasphemy ! Blasphemy I tell you !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Sheriff (Yeah....the original !)
    I have it all under control Sheriff , those silly girls don't realise who has the power around here :rolleyes:

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    #562

    Jun 11, 2009, 06:08 PM
    Sorry I let 'em get away, boss. They picked the locks on M's handcuffs.
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    #563

    Jun 11, 2009, 06:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    Okay here's what you do. Get a whole bunch of Jello and go out to the moat. The alligators won't mind...
    JELLO! Already made or to make the moat jello-ee? :D
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    #564

    Jun 11, 2009, 07:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I have it all under control Sheriff , those silly girls don't realise who has the power around here :rolleyes:

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    ROFLMAO M, THAT was da*m funeeeeeee ! :D:D:D
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    #565

    Jun 11, 2009, 07:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Sorry I let 'em get away, boss. They picked the locks on M's handcuffs.
    It's OK... yo know that they can't stay out of trouble... no way... you will have a chance to redeem yourself...

    Now please get to the queen's room and destroy that Fake Sheriff....please....
    ..

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    #566

    Jun 11, 2009, 07:31 PM

    The fake Sheriff was nowhere near as handsome as the real Sheriff.

    You know that the real Sheriff can never be replaced and fooled NO ONE. ;)
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    #567

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    The fake Sheriff was nowhere near as handsome as the real Sheriff.

    You know that the real Sheriff can never be replaced and fooled NO ONE. ;)
    Huh? What going on? :confused: Really.. :rolleyes:
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    #568

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:20 PM

    Justy, are you in trouble again? Why are you sucking up to the Sheriff?

    The Queen was busy all day and you all were destroying the castle. Seriously, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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    #569

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Justy, are you in trouble again? Why are you sucking up to the Sheriff?

    The Queen was busy all day and you all were destroying the castle. Seriously, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
    YOU deserted us... my Queen... you were over there on the 'sex thread... ' My spies know all... :p
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    #570

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    YOU deserted us....my Queen...you were over there on the 'sex thread...' My spies know all.....:p
    Only for a half an hour, a lot earlier.

    Why are there spies following the Queen?

    Why was I not informed of this?

    Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)
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    #571

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Only for a half an hour, a lot earlier.

    Why are there spies following the Queen?

    Why was I not informed of this?

    Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)
    Why are there spies following the Queen?
    There are always conspiracies afoot...

    Why was I not informed of this?
    You haven't been opening your 'daily reports' in your emails, my Queen.

    Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)
    [/QUOTE]

    Well, this can be understood, but you signed the proclamation that you would remain virgin... now I am confused :confused: Again...

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    #572

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:32 PM

    but you signed the proclamation that you would remain virgin
    What! :eek:

    That must have been in the fine print. I didn't see that. I never would have signed such a thing. This is not fair.

    M!! Help!! I don't want to be a virgin. :(

    That sounded wrong. :o
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    #573

    Jun 11, 2009, 08:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What!? :eek:

    That must have been in the fine print. I didn't see that. I never would have signed such a thing. This is not fair.

    M!!! Help!!! I don't want to be a virgin. :(

    That sounded wrong. :o
    LMAO... literally... it just dropped off... I am afraid to turn around... :D:D:D
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    #574

    Jun 11, 2009, 09:00 PM

    Well, my grandfather clock just struck 11 pm... again tomorrow I am expected to work... night all.

    Marta tells me that I have been so tired lately that I have begun to snore a little...

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    #575

    Jun 12, 2009, 05:54 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    YOU deserted us....my Queen...you were over there on the 'sex thread...' My spies know all.....:p
    SEX THREAD! Queen Alty! Gasp. No wonder the Sheriff was in your bed!! You're a dirty girl queenie!
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    #576

    Jun 12, 2009, 05:55 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Only for a half an hour, alot earlier.


    Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)

    Note to self and red (queen likes sex) lol
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    #577

    Jun 12, 2009, 08:47 AM

    Hi honey I'm home..

    Hey sunny,I see no one has caught the fake sheriff yet..
    Hmmm,queen alty likes the hanky panky.. me thinks there could be some mischief afoot..
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    #578

    Jun 12, 2009, 08:51 AM
    UGh! Red I am about to sign out and here you are. I am leaving for camping for 3 days so I will have a lot of catching up to do on here. But for a few minutes...

    My thinking is the queen admits to liking sex and we have pics of the sheriff in her bed, funny!! The floozy!
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    #579

    Jun 12, 2009, 08:55 AM

    Ah dam,ill have no one to play with when your gone...
    Brendan (boyfriend) is back from hols tomorrow so ill be pre occupied getting loved up for the weekend...

    So,for the interim,I suggest we both disappear for a day or two come back and continue the havoc..
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    #580

    Jun 12, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    ah dam,ill have no one to play with when your gone...
    brendan (boyfriend) is back from hols tomorrow so ill be pre occupied getting loved up for the weekend...

    so,for the interm,i suggest we both disappear for a day or two come back and continue the havoc..
    Yes over the weekend when we are out they can work on this mystery. Of course no one is as wise as we are. (chuckling)

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