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    Jul 21, 2010, 07:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    ewww I remember when we had to practice the mouth to mouth tecniques, we had to pair up and blow on our partners mouth. I always got paired up with the YUCKY boy with gross milk breath. I finally had to ask him to stop drinking milk before swim class.
    Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

    One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

    The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

    The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

    I failed. :(
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    Jul 21, 2010, 07:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

    One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

    The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

    The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

    I failed. :(
    This made me giggle
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    Jul 21, 2010, 08:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    this made me giggle
    Me too. The coach however... not so much. ;)
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    #524

    Jul 21, 2010, 08:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Me too. The coach however....not so much. ;)
    Haha, I bet not
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    #525

    Jul 21, 2010, 08:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    haha, I bet not
    The guy was even more upset than the coach. :rolleyes:

    I just can't figure some people out. ;) :p
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    Jul 21, 2010, 08:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The guy was even more upset than the coach. :rolleyes:

    I just can't figure some people out. ;) :p
    I figured out myself
    I do vry dumb things...
    I just stuck my tongue piercing into my lip ring. They are now stuck..
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    Jul 21, 2010, 08:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    I figured out myself
    I do vry dumb things...
    I just stuck my tongue piercing into my lip ring. they are now stuck..
    LOL!

    You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)
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    #528

    Jul 21, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL!

    You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)
    I got them unstuck and now I'm crying, some jerk on a site...

    I hate people
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    #529

    Jul 21, 2010, 08:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL!

    You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)
    Can you link me?
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    Jul 21, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    can you link me?
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...es-421627.html
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    #531

    Jul 21, 2010, 09:19 PM

    Why are you crying Emop?
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    #532

    Jul 21, 2010, 09:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Why are you crying Emop?
    Check the peeves thread Bell
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    #533

    Jul 21, 2010, 09:26 PM

    Well the stuck piercing picture is up
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    #534

    Jul 21, 2010, 09:32 PM

    Cute pic Emop. The piercing looks great.

    I'm going to bed, More blood work tomorrow morning.
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    #535

    Jul 21, 2010, 09:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Cute pic Emop. The piercing looks great.

    I'm going to bed, More blood work tomorrow morning.
    Thanks

    Good night and goodluck
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    Jul 22, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

    One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

    The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

    The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

    I failed. :(
    I remember doing this

    When it was my turn to be rescued I started treading water with my eyes above the water line and the tiniest gap for me to breath through my nose, and stared straight at the guy supposed to rescue me and gave gave him evils, he didn't trust me and didn't dive in :D

    Another time we had to do a supprise rescue sort of, two of us would wait in the changing rooms while it was set up, we came out and there's was a guy thrashing about in the pool so we threw him the floating ring and pulled him in, job done, nope we hadn't noticed there was another person at the other end of the pool face down and because wed finished the teacher said hed drowned, so I went over and poked him with the pool stick just to check :D
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    #537

    Jul 22, 2010, 03:33 AM

    Lol Bear, I'm happy I wasn't that 'other person' there :p
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    Jul 22, 2010, 03:43 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Lol Bear, I'm happy I wasn't that 'other person' there :p
    Which one, the one I was giving evils to or the one pretending to be dead :D
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    #539

    Jul 22, 2010, 03:45 AM

    The latter one... or maybe both ;)
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    Jul 22, 2010, 03:50 AM

    Was rather funny at the time :D
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