[Alty]

Trust me.

Alty...can shock you, make you cry, maybe even poo...it's that bad.

Hey, you know that deep down I'm a sweetheart, right? Right? Really, I am, I am. :o

Sigh, I'm bad but in a good way, really I am. ;)

[Stringer]

Are you sure Queen Alty? Hmmmmmmmmmm, I think I might be in trouble with the Sheriff but I will hold onto your words and turn the frown upside down!!! :p

(No, I really am not as Pollyannaish as I sound at the Castle! LOL I do have a sarcastic side to me but how I do love all of you! So my sarcasm just disappears on here. :o )

:)

[jrebel7]

Trust me.

Alty...can shock you, make you cry, maybe even poo...it's that bad.

:eek: :eek: :eek: I don't think I know that Alty! Same one as our Queen??

[Stringer]

Goodnight again people... :)

Sweet dreams of the new American President...

[ISneezeFunny]

Yep. That one.

Trust me, I'm the devil's advocate...

... she may be his lawyer

[jrebel7]

:)

Thank you Stringer!! You just made my heart happy, giving me a smiley face to end the night. Sleep well. Things have a way of working out even when we least expect them to... see, I got a smiley from you and I thought you had already gone to bed! Night night!

[Alty]

yep. that one.

Trust me, I'm the devil's advocate...

...she may be his lawyer

Hey! Now wait a minute, I'm really not that bad! :(

Also, for the record, I don't think I've ever made you cry, and I'm fairly certain I never made you poo. ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

I'm fairly certain I never made you poo. ;)

I wouldn't bet on that.

[Alty]

I wouldn't bet on that.

:eek: :eek: :eek: TMI, TMI! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[friend4u178]

:eek: :eek: TMI, TMI! :eek: :eek:

Agreed :eek: :eek:

[starbuck8]

I see my lawyer has finally shown up! The evil Sheriff and Deputy had me in the holding cell all day, and I couldn't get in contact with my attourney! :(

[jrebel7]

Hey Little Duckie, you had some people going to bat for you tonight. I wondered where you were? First you were in the dungeon, well I digress! Bear joined forces with me and Momma C for you! Did you get caught up with the posts yet?

[starbuck8]

I was just getting caught up! I heard you had the bike ready for a quick escape! The Grizzly Bear was ready to come to my rescue, and my Momma stuck up for me! :D

[starbuck8]

Little Miss Snickers got herself sprayed by that nasty Pepe le Pew tonight! Grrrrrrr! Stinky thing! Whole house smells of Skunk again now! Uuugggghhhhh!

[Unknown008]

I read only the last post. Hi Rebbie and Starby. I'm on the previous posts. Sorry for being late, I just got a mail notification. I saw that Momma C is our judge, and you're closely watched. Don't you worr, I've found some clue, and will find more.

[Unknown008]

Oh? You're released? Phew! Ok, I'll keep my little proofs of your innocence, until they become handy.

[starbuck8]

No, that big meanie Queen Alty is the judge! We wanted Momma C to be our mayor, but she turned down the position. But she's still my mommy! The Sheriff is ruthless... and that Deputy... well he put a ball and chain around my delicate little duckie leg, and strong armed me into a cold dark dank cell in the dungeon. It was scaaaaarrrryyyy! I heard strange howling sounds, and saw shadowy figures! The Deputy, by orders from the evil Sheriff, fed me stale bread and dirty water! It was hell I tell you... hell!

[Unknown008]

But, I saw that the Deputy released you! :/ :confused:

[starbuck8]

It was all a set up I tell you! The Sheriff is running for re-election, and one of his campaign promises is to try and catch my evil twin brother, the serial killer Duck! The Sheriff knew he couldn't catch my twin brother Charlie (aka... Chuck the Duck) but he was paid off by Chuck's evil gang... the ChuckDuck6, (Larry, Curly, Moe, Huey, Duey and Louey) to frame me for his crimes! See, since we are twins, our footprints are the same. Chuck has an ingrown duck nail, but the Sheriff hasn't released this very important evidence. Chucky has a very jaded and criminal past, and has opened accounts in The Bank of Donald, using my identity! He also has inside connections within said Bank Of Donald Duck, as do the Sheriff and The Deputy! They have plans to build Duck Towers! I'm a victim of identity theft, and Chuck is building his Duck Empire by stealing out of little old lady's pocket books! Chuck and Donald, The Sheriff and the Deputy are working together! There are your real perps!

[starbuck8]

I was released on my own recognisence! I had to ask my friends for "Bills" for bail money! I have undercover ducks following me wherever I fly! I hear them. They are making Duck Calls, and 'Ducking' behind bushes. I think I'm Ducked! My goose is cooked! I'm being sent upstream to the big coup, for the crimes of my brother! The Sheriff is with holding crucial evidence! I heard the Sheriff and Deputy just got a substantial pay raise, and a paid vacation to the Bahama's for a Girls Gone Wild convention, where he will stay at a 5 star luxury hotel and spa, and they will dine on meals of my ancestors. They will be spending our tax dollars on every luxury, while we sit in this cold dank castle, as I've heard that the Sheriff has cut off our utilities, so he and the Deputy could get use our money to play golf and get hot oil massages, and manicures to remove all evidence of dirty dealings from under their money grabbing fingernails! Vote yes on Duck Bill Referendum 22, and we will stop this madness!