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Iron Sam Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! |
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'Arr what do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Arrr well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender says, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate says, 'Arr I was in another fight. When I boarded the other ship me hand was cut off in a sword fight. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' Bartender says, 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate says, 'Arrr ah, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them right in me eye.' 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird .'? Pirate says, 'Arrr well no, it was my first day with the hook. |
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This has been going on for quite a while Aarrrrggggg <G>
My pirate name: Iron Mary Flint A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! - |
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Aarrrrr... checkout this page:
Flying Spaghetti Monster emblems stickers and Pirate treasure vinyl cut out stickers fsm tshirts and more - |
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Aye, yar matey kitty, tis easy to look at, fer sure!
Cute is reserved for back in port, and more commonly referred to how ye makes yer bunk upon departure from ye ship! Any scurvy want to challenge that, bring's yer cutlass to the 'foredeck and we'll work it out! Arr!! |
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