[starbuck8]

Thanks Alty! Yeah, she used to come to my house and just help herself to anything. She'd just go grab herself a beer, or something to eat out of my fridge,. sometimes if I left for a minute to run to the store, I would come back and she would be wearing my clothes!

She even left one night and said she was just going to get beer and would be back shortly. She didn't come back for a long time so I assumed and hoped she had gone home. I fell asleep on my couch, and had forgotten to lock my door. She snuck in, and I woke up during the night and went to go to bed, and there she was butt naked with some guy she had brought over!

That is the night I blew my lid! Everything I could see that was hers went straight out on the lawn, and her and her friend shortly followed.

[starbuck8]

WOW, Helloooo Mr. Sun!! Where have you been?? LOL!

[Alty]

Yikes, stalker, scary, scary, stalker. Run!

That is outrageous, even our live in knew better than to bring someone over and have sex in my bed, he wouldn't have made it out of the house in one piece, really.

Wow Starby, cut this girl out of your life, she isn't playing with a full box of crayons.

[Alty]

Okay, scary. The guy that lived with hubby and me just called and asked if he could stay over tonight. Starby, we better stop talking about this, it's coming back to bite me in the butt. ;)

[starbuck8]

Ohhhh nooooo!! Maybe the 2 of them know each other! That's is weird! NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE! LOL!

[Alty]

He wanted to know what we were having for dinner. I'm so dying to cook something disgusting tonight. Yikes, this is what happens when I gossip, not good. RAH! :)

By the way, I think Sneezy's hiding again, he's online yet not coming over to say hi. I bet he wishes he didn't start this thread, it's so easy to check up on him now. ;)

[starbuck8]

HAHA! Maybee he's mad at me for biting this morning! ;)

Yes, open up a can of SPAM or something with old crusty bread, hahahahaha!

[Alty]

The sadder thing is that hubby just went grocery shopping, so the fridge is fully stocked. He's going to eat me out of house and home again. He said that he wants to stay here until Sunday. When are we going to Hawaii? ;)

[starbuck8]

Oh that's right... hubby went shopping! Maybe your friend was hiding in the produce isle and saw him! Poor Alty! :(

[starbuck8]

Hmmm, I didn't block stalker girl quite yet, but she just send me an email to go to Aveeno.ca for a free product and a $5 coupon. At least I get something out of it, haha!

You should try it Alty... I like free stuff in my mailbox! :)

[ISneezeFunny]

Hello ladies... didn't make that 4.. . I blame it on my lack of sleep.

... crazy stalker stories? I'm game!

I was a sophomore, and this girl (she was 21... but a freshmen... took 2 - 3 years off I guess) would invite herself to dinner every time I went with a girl. ANY girl. She lived in my dorm, right by the entrance, so whenever I would go out with a girl, she'd peek out and say, "You guys going out to dinner? Hold on, I'll get my stuff!"

... it ended when she invited herself to dinner with my ex and me... on our 2 year anniversary dinner... I stopped her and said, "Sorry crazygirl...tonight's our 2-year...and we were going to go on our own..."

... she then said, "aww...you guys doing anything special afterwards?"

To that I replied, "yeah...but I can't tell you...cuz it's a secret"

Her: "well, call me when you can so I can go!!!"

... nope nope nope.

[starbuck8]

Geezzz, some people just don't have a CLUE! I can't ever even IMAGINE doing something like that! I even am careful not to butt in on my bff's plans. If I want to go with when she is going out with other friends, I might make a subtle hint that I wouldn't mind going, and then wait for her to ask if I would like to come... but if she is going out to dinner with her boyfriend?. NEVVVERRR!

[Alty]

Yikes. There really are crazy people everywhere. I'm locking my door. Darnit, I can't, our "friend" is coming over. Sigh.

Okay guys, just told another bit of my past to a girl who is in a very controlling relationship. I am so revealing way too much about myself. Jeepers, a women needs a bit of mystery. I might as well tell my entire life story and get it over with now. The things I do to help people. RAH! ;)

[ISneezeFunny]

Alty: for sheezy.. . hopefully you understood that.

I think... y'know... I haven't had coffee... today. Is that weird? Could explain my lack of mojo + inability to run much today...

I'm off to make myself some dinner, then head over to sbucks for some work. You ladies have a wonderful rest of the day, and starby, quit biting ;) I'll be back later!

[starbuck8]

That girl sounds so much like my stalker girl Sneeze! She would just invite herself to ANYTHING, at ANY time! She even showed up at the school when my stepson was at a high school dance because she knew we would be there!

[starbuck8]

Haha... I like being an ankle biter sometimes Sneeze. It vents my own frustrations, lol. Yeah, sometimes they catch me at the wrong time. But I really WAS trying to stick up for you sweetie!

Have a good dinner! :)

[Alty]

For sheezy? Am I to old for this? Nope, didn't get it. I feel dumb now. HELP!

[starbuck8]

Alty,. can I have the link to that thread? I should apply to be an expert on "controlling men" After close to 20 yrs of it, there isn't anything that could shock me... and I'm not kidding either... nothing!! I could tell you stories that would make you sooooo mad (and prob even at me for putting up with it) at them you would be here with bat in hand!

[Alty]

Okay Starby, you asked for it, it's a long read through many posts, tell me what you think;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ck-207797.html

[Alty]

Sneezy, you might want to take a crack at this one, to me it sounds like her water broke, but I don't want to give the wrong advice. You're going to be a doc, here's your first patient. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregna...id-208550.html