"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." --arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian
"If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."
"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
[Sharpton is] a fat, race-baiting black man with clownish hairstyles
[Canadians] better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.
They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.
Vester: You say you'd rather not talk to liberals at all?
Coulter: I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these days.
So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.
You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?
* In response to a student's question: "You don't want the Democrats in power, so does that mean you want a dictatorship?"