I need a great and funny joke

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Nov 6, 2009, 05:56 PM

10 year old, eh? Hmm... Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. 'Cause 7-8-9! (Read aloud - makes more sense). Q. What is the capital of Turkey? A. Capital "T". Q. Who is the smartest monster in the world? A. Frank-einstein. If they have a 'puter, go to wordsmith.org & click on "internet anagram server". Type in the child's name & click on "get anagrams". Show them all the funny words/phrases that can be spelled out of their name. That should entertain for some time.

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