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    #21

    Oct 8, 2007, 12:51 PM
    Yeah I hate it when someone wants you to pick out an ABC list.
    Aij I gave your question a go, it's been a while since I did environmental biology though.
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    #22

    Oct 8, 2007, 05:27 PM
    Hey, that gives me a great idea! Create a site, similar to this sight, where you do kiddies homework for them... as long as they have mom and dad's credit card. Yea, that's it! I'll call it ASK ME HOMEWORK DESK!
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    #23

    Oct 8, 2007, 06:03 PM
    Lmao xD

    Sick scammer.

    Remember that number you call to have your essays done for you?
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    Oct 8, 2007, 06:42 PM
    Yes but, I will use text books from the early 1900's that are in the public domain. Scan them to my hard drive then just copy and paste for... oh... $14.94 per assignment. I have one right here right now. It is copyright 1889. It's about plumbing. There is a picture of an outhouse on the cover. This is going to be my ticket to riches!
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    #25

    Oct 9, 2007, 12:50 PM
    You joke but these sites actually exist. You tell them your essay title and the points you want covered and they write it for you - for a price. Don't think I could ever trust someone else's work to be good enough but some people must do it or they wouldn't exist.
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    #26

    Oct 9, 2007, 01:02 PM
    Wow that really exists? Haha that's amazingly stupid.
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    #27

    Oct 9, 2007, 04:10 PM
    No, I'm amazingly stupid for thinking that I thought of it first. Gosh! There is nothing new left in the universe.
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    #28

    Oct 9, 2007, 04:17 PM
    I know!
    Like Spoons, Obviously I invented them first.
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    Oct 9, 2007, 04:37 PM
    You invented spoons? I thought Wilfred Eldridge Spoontowski did. Humm, were you just kidding?
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    #30

    Oct 9, 2007, 04:38 PM
    Would I lie to you :-D ?
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    Oct 9, 2007, 11:45 PM
    I have an essay here that said Spoontowski did. It was written for me for twenty quid by a machine and a PhD student in metalwork and related histories.
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    Oct 10, 2007, 12:51 PM
    They can't get arrested for those services?
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    #33

    Oct 10, 2007, 02:46 PM
    No, you just do it from Grand Cayman or some other place with complete lawlessness.
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    Oct 10, 2007, 05:16 PM
    There is no law against writing an essay or selling it. The violation comes when the student breaks the schools policy. Then they face a failing grade or expulsion. They'll never make supreme court justice, either.
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    #35

    Oct 10, 2007, 05:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    Hey, that gives me a great idea! Create a site, similar to this sight, where you do kiddies homework for them...as long as they have mom and dad's credit card. Yea, that's it! I'll call it ASK ME HOMEWORK DESK!
    Hey, Magprob! Let me know if you need a partner, please? Okay?

    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    Yes but, I will use text books from the early 1900's that are in the public domain. Scan them to my hard drive then just copy and paste for...oh...$14.94 per assignment. I have one right here right now. It is copyright 1889. It's about plumbing. There is a picture of an outhouse on the cover. This is gonna be my ticket to riches!
    Brilliant, just brilliant! :p
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    #36

    Oct 10, 2007, 05:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by templelane
    I have an essay here that said Spoontowski did. It was written for me for twenty quid by a machine and a PhD student in metalwork and related histories.
    Although I think the information is accurate, you should have gotten that paper from me. I have a Masters in Basketweaving with a minor in aquariumfishology.
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    #37

    Oct 10, 2007, 06:02 PM
    Might I ask, o person of wisdom, does the art of basketweaving fall under the scientific category of Basketology or Weaveology, please?
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    #38

    Oct 10, 2007, 06:37 PM
    Basketolgoy :p
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    #39

    Oct 10, 2007, 09:08 PM
    Thank you for the clarification by the eminent xAjikanx!

    Me personally, I have a Ph.D in putting together leather wallets using the long, thin strips of plastic for the weave. You know the kind that I mean - like what we used to make at camp in the Summer. My minor was the importance of the use of skill sticks in everyday living.

    I have been requested on numerous occasions to give lectures on the intricacies and importance of this science that is also an art, concerning wallet making.
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