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Am I still drunk? LOL
You asked what am I like?? The other place showed you peeked in and left |
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No, sorry, its another saying, sort of meaning 'the things you do I find funny'... sort of, if you've ever heard the phrase 'your a one' ,or 'he's a one', or 'she's a one' sort of has the same meaning
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Oh those "cute" phrases you say... I get it
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Sorry,
I've got to stop using phrases, I seem to get pulled up a lot because of then |
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Nahhhhh
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Lol,your too kind, I'm not used to getting pulled up on my sayings,
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Well... bear... trip to Mississippi to get Colton. I'll catch you later
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Reet, cya later then
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Rp, How was your trip? Have a good day.
Joe |
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Yo Joe! The trip went smooth, thanks. Hope you are having a good day at work... see you later tater
Hugs To All! |
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Hi guys, hope everyone is well today.
Stringer |
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Morning Stringer! Have a fun and eventful day planned?
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Hi all. Hope this finds you healthy and happy. Miss being here every day, but got to save some energy now and then.
Did find a cute Joke of the Day, so thought I'd share it here, if you don't mind:  =: THE PURINA DOG FOOD DIET := Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I said that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt, and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Alas, Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore but it was worth it. Maybe she won't ask stupid questions again... [author unknown] 
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 Originally Posted by Chery
Hi all. Hope this finds you healthy and happy. Miss being here every day, but gotta save some energy now and then.
Did find a cute Joke of the Day, so thought I'd share it here, if you don't mind: =: THE PURINA DOG FOOD DIET := Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I said that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt, and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Alas, Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore but it was worth it. Maybe she won't ask stupid questions again... [author unknown] |
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Hey Stringer... how you doing?
One great thing about being a 'dead woman walking' is that NO Leash can ever hold me again... And I promise to keep my humor till my last breath. Wishing you all a good night... going to watch 5 hours of Lost now. 
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That's a good laught, Chery!
Thank you! Hehe |
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Originally Posted by Chery
Hey Stringer... how ya doin?
One great thing about being a 'dead woman walking' is that NO Leash can ever hold me again... And I promise to keep my humor till my last breath. Wishing you all a good night... going to watch 5 hours of Lost now. Good to hear from you hon... peace to you my friend... keep knockin' out the "bad" guys... ha. Please stay in touch... and more jokes please... ha:D |
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Originally Posted by CaptainRich
I agree Capt... Hey Big Guy..! Did I hear that there is some kind of football game on today.. :D |
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Sorry I need to say a big Hoooray!! I got my cell phone back!
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Originally Posted by startover22
Aaaaaah... you did? :) |
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